I was surprised to find Dana lounging around reading the local rag, she was still in her pj’s which was odd for this hour on a Saturday.

“No training this morning”

“Morning Tina…I am having the weekend off and tonight we are going out”

“We are”

“Yeah we are, remember I told you about The Planet”

“The coffee shop you haven’t had the courage to go into yet”

“Yes well it’s under new ownership, and they are having a grand opening tonight, I thought we could go check it out”

“Dana you only want me to come so I can drive your little drunk ass home”

“Well while your in this “I’m never drinking again in my life” phase I might as well take advantage”

I get a chill down my spine just thinking about the last time I had indulged in too much alcohol.

“You can get a cab home, I won’t wait up ”

“Oh come on it will be fun”

“Dana being completely sober in a room full of horny women is not my idea of fun”

“Tina your 23 yrs old it’s time to live a little…. you know try out the dark side”

I had to laugh at Dana’s pathetic attempt at a Darth Vader voice.

“I’m not trying out anything, I like men”

“Really when was the last time you went on a date”

I gave that last question some consideration and realised it had nearly been a year, men had asked in fact lots of men had asked just none that had tickled my fancy.

“It’s been a while….I guess I’m just a little fussy, I’m holding out for Mr Right”

“Well while your holding come to the Planet with me, you might meet the girl of your dreams”

“Dana I don’t dream about girls”

“Ok Tina what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you see a drop dead gorgeous girl”

“Bitch”

Dana laughs

“Yeah me too but then I imagine her naked”

“Dana you are so gay”

“Yeah I know, so what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you see a drop dead gorgeous guy”

“Posing git”

“Tina have you ever considered changing careers from development to full time nun”