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What If…
Bette sighed and said, "okay, fine! He was a man! Whatever! So we went to a gay bar together."
"Did he hook you up?" Shane asked.
"Did you hook him up?" Alice asked.
"Let her tell the story bitches!" Jenny said.
"Thank you Jenny," Bette said laughing, "anyways, once we walked in it’s like there was a giant arrow pointing at me that said ‘virgin!’ ‘virgin!’ Coleman wasn’t a virgin so he helped me escape the real slutty ones, guess he already knew how to point them out. So after he helped me find this beautiful girl named Paisely Bryant, he left with some guy. I went home with the very experienced Paisley and since then I’ve been a full blown dyke."
"She must have been good," Jenny said smiling.
"You could say she was my own Marina," Bette said.
"Wow! I wanna be someone’s Paisely," Jenny laughed.
"Shut up bitch," Bette laughed swatting at Jenny playfully as she giggled.
"Okay, I’m all ready babe," Tina said rolling her suitcase.
"Where’s Dane?" Bette asked.
"I think she fucked her manager," Shane said with a shrug.
"Tonya," Jenny said.
"I don’t like her," Alice seethed. Everyone looked at her in surprise and she just shrugged.
Bette and Tina walked out of the room and towards the suite leaving Shane and Jenny to figure out Alice’s weird reaction. "Why do you think Alice reacted that way?" Bette asked.
"Who knows, she’s weird," Tina laughed.
They got into the hotel room and Bette immediately plopped down on the bed. "Babe, I hate that I have to go back to L.A. tomorrow," Bette said.
"You have an opening babe, I would love to stay here longer with you but…"
"I know babe," Bette sighed, "as good as James is, he’s not that good."
"No, he’s good, he’s just not as good as you," Tina said laying down on her stomach on the bed and draping her arm around Bette’s waist.
"Hmm, how do you always make me feel better?" Bette said with a smile.
"I don’t know," Tina said with a shrug. She leaned down and pressed her lips softly against Bette’s.
"So, we’re away from the fucking world, kinda, for one day. What do you wanna do?" Bette said smiling.
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That was great! I loved it! Yeah season 3 Tina was a bitch but I can’t say I hated Henry. Poor guy was just caught in the middle of lesbian drama.
First off I’d like you to I love all your stories. I am one of your loyal silent readers but I just felt the need to say Thank you for all the stories and to tell ya I look forward to them every day:) I also thought of a good what if for ya if ya ever have time to maybe write it. What if when Bette and Tina are in Whistler, when Tina and Bette hug before going into their rooms, Bette convinces Tina to come into her room for a little while to continue talking since they are getting along finally and well??
That was good, I wished that had happened on the show.
Wow totally not what i expected but brilliant all the same!
okay hooooooooot! I’m gonna think about what would be a good what if… Jesus… It’s hard. I should watch the seasons again…
Hey Tibetter24, thanks for the story! What about a “what if Bette hadn’t gone after Jodi at the end of season 4”??^^ PPS
I always wanted Bette to surprise Tina at the Dinah Shore weekend! This was great. I think I have a what if. Season 5 when Tina was sunbathing in Bette’s pool and Bette asked Tina what she was doing for sex and Tina made the comment that it wasn’t like she didn’t go without while she was with Bette. I always wondered what if Bette followed her in the house and continued that conversation where it would have lead.
Another amazing story.Thank you.PPS
wow, I loved that!!! thanx!
Excellent update. thank you.
Damn thats hot, love it!