“Shut up Jenny, “everyone yells at once.

“Look have you all forgotten the aftermath that transpired when they broke up?”

“I sure as hell do, “Helena says, “Alice was a train wreck popping pills like tic tacs, stalking her, and she almost cracked my spine in half in yoga class!”

“She could have been a superhero popping all those pills Spider Xan or Percules.”

“You remember that life size cardboard cutout she kept in her apartment of her?”

“Al was on some weird shit.”

“Al was heartbroken, “Kit says in her defense.

“She became jealous and possessive.”

“Come on it wasn’t that bad, “Tina says.

“Not, that bad Tina one day Dane told me she hid her IPhone, “Shane says.

“What’s so bad about that I hide the women I date IPhones all the time.”

“Really Jenny!?”

“Yup, as long as we’re together it’s not an IPhone it’s a WePhone.” Everyone looks at her disgustingly.

“And if I text you at 8:10 I expect a reply at 8:09.”

“OMG, that’s what Dane told me Alice said!”

“Listen, Alice didn’t start acting ID Channel-ish until Lara entered back into the picture, “Tina response caused Kit to nod her head in agreement.

“Did Dana ever say why she broke up with Alice in the first place?”

“Not to me, “Helena says looking at them still staring at each other in silence, “But in my opinion it did seem rather sudden one minute everything seemed great between them and the next thing you know her and Lara were shacking up.”

“Exactly!”

“Dana broke it off with Lara because she felt she was pushing her to come out when she wasn’t ready too, then she started dating eventually getting engage to that dodo bird Tonya and that’s when she and Al started seeing each other.”

“Back in the day Dane fell in love with everybody!”

“Right, Shane she was like Beyonce, “Kit chimes in.

“Beyonce?”

“She’s been Crazy In Love, Dangerously In Love, and Drunk In Love.”

“Crazy meaning Alice, Dangerously is Lara, and Drunk clearly she was drunk cause nobody with a sober mind could deal with Tonya, “Shane says.

“Hey, none of us should be taking sides we should embrace the moment for what it is, “Bette says looking back them, “After all these years two of our best friends have finally gotten a grasp on life’s most important lesson……..forgiveness.”