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What is love? – Chapter 28
The Gallery
Bette sat in a chair in front of Carolyn’s desk, leaning forward with her elbows on her knees.
“I want to buy this painting,.” Bette told her assistant at the gallery. Carolyn just nodded her head, not knowing where this was going.
“It’s that Lisa Yuskavage painting,” Bette explained.
“The one with the huge red woman with the whitebreasts?” Carolyn tried to hide her shock.
“Yes.” When Carolyn didn’t say anything in response to that Bette said, “What do you think?”
“Where are you going to put it?” Carolyn said, thinking that Bette might put it in her office and Carolyn would have to see it every day. The thought was unnerving.
“Over our dining table.”
“In your home?” Carolyn asked, still trying to keep her shock from showing itself in her voice.
“It’s pretty expensive,” Bette confessed.
When she showed Carolyn the sales agreement which contained the price, it was all Bette’s assistant could do to keep from gasping. Carolyn noticed, with some relief, that Bette had not yet signed it. She handed the paper back to her boss.
“What does Tina think?
“I haven’t told Tina,” Bette admitted.
So there it was, thought Carolyn. Bette was considering purchasing this disturbing painting, which would cost a great deal of money and her girlfriend knows nothing about it. That was the reason for Bette’s having this conversation with her.
“Has Tina ever seen the painting?”
“No.”
“Bette. Isn’t it true that you and Tina plan to make a public commitment to each other that is like marriage?”
“Yes.”
“Then Bette, you have to talk to her about it. Don’t make this purchase without her approval. That’s the best advice I can give you as a married person who has been married a long time.”
Bette patted herself twice on the top of her legs and stood up.
“Well, back to work,” Bette smiled at Carolyn and she disappeared back into her office.
Carolyn wondered what Tina was going to think. The painting was provocative in an unpleasant way. The woman, who was painted mostly red, seemed to sprout from the earth, like some huge, dangerous plant. The sky and clouds provided a backdrop for this figure. And the size of the canvas was large.
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I love to see the outcome, but I really worried they’d have arguement or even fight for the painting. As I always say, things are much easier in the early years. I guess they do need to find out some common interests to enhance their connection in some sense.
the ending is great u had me worried for a while there…..
Tina is always forward Bette next move and thought..that is love..she knows Bette so well that she can antecipate..great and lovelly as always P thanks :o)
great writing!! keep it up!
Forgot to say, hasn’t Tina come out yet? Or came out partially? Wow, but they’re planning to get married in a few months? It’s definitely impossible in any asian countries I guess. Our parents will freak out for sure. =PBTW, I found you missed a ‘t’ in your title. I told you that just because I want to show you how much I love your work and how earnestly I read it. ;)
its your money bette.no tina its bette’s and your money get use to it and buying ugly shit like that painting.
you are so cracking me up. bette was beside herself. that was really beautiful. i love the way they are learning and being together. thanks.
That was too cute for words. You really had me thinking that this was going to be a big argument over that damned stupid painting. Tina can see through Bette really well and anticipate her wants, needs, and loves to surprise her to let her know that she ahs already come up with a conclusion. Love the story and the girls. Thanks.
That was too cute for words. You really had me thinking that this was going to be a big argument over that damned stupid painting. Tina can see through Bette really well and anticipate her wants, needs, and loves to surprise her to let her know that she ahs already come up with a conclusion. Love the story and the girls. Thanks.
Tina reminds me of my grandmother. She had already gone where you were going (figuratively speaking) and was on her way back again, meeting you before you could even think to start…and she never let on. Not once. She was always ENORMOUSLY glad for all my accomplishments and never diminished me for any of my shortcomings. She got her point across in the most subtile way. It is only now, decades later, that I realize how she indulged me, leading me gently into a better way as I thought it was all my idea. She was innately kind, and endlessly patient. And I loved her so much. Bette is very fortunate to have found a woman like Tina. And we are blessed to have your story. (Verklempt I am…talk amongst yourselves…) Thanks for the story and for bringing back pleasant memories.
I loved this, simply. And, really loved techgal’s comment, totally…
Just *sigh* love it!
I remember in our younger days, I would wear Fannel PJ that would say I angry and dont touch. Love this/ Thanks Hey to all you Texas people Vote No tomorrow for prop 2. thanks
Pancha305, very imaginative and so damn funny. I have not laughed that hard in eons. Thanks for being so clever.
Tina was just to funny in this chapter, with all the ways to save money… If I where Bette I would have thought the same, out with the flannel pajamas…loved how Tina aranged to get the painting for Bette, shows that she loves Bette and understands her passion with art even if she does’nt. Thanks a bunch always a treat to read your story. Post soon
i adore tina in your story, i was actually looking forward too for more economizing, it was funny…fpr some reason it reminded me of people who go to the store 50 miles away to save 30 cents on something and spent all the gus to drive there…i’m glad they understood each other and didn’t fight about the painting
such a cute chapter
this was so good! u have a great way of telling a story! thanks for sharing it with us:)
This is sooooooo cute and warm… nice nice…
HAHAHAHA I swear I thought I was gonna fall out of my chair and start rolling in the floor laughing. The flannel pajamas thing…OMG. I knew there was no way in hell Tina was gonna go to bed wearing some sexy little number.
OMG!!! I had tears in my eyes with this one! Tina was so funny with her ‘economizing’.
These two are soooo charming together. These episodes make me purr. So sweet, so comforting. I don’t know if I can handle the rough seas of L word Season 3but it’s nice to know I can find some solace here in your sweet story. Really
Tina’s way of showing Bette about saving money was cute and hilariously funny.
Damn this chapter is so fucking funny and love what Tina doing, she so cute and so funny. Ok post soon please, thanks!
I was worried for a min. SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!
That was excellent and very funny!!!
And what is really wrong with flannel pajamas? albeez will tell you they are sexy ; ) thank you for the fun and love in this chapter…it is so wonderful to see them happy and compromising. Give us more please.
very cute.
A lovely and funny chapter. Tina has this wonderful way to show to Bette how she loves her so much. And Bette, even if she don’t totally understand how love “works” she can see it with Tina’s attitude. Thank you for this perfect story.
This is by far the funniest chapter I have read in a while. Bette’s remark about Tina shopping from the Goodwill and Tina saying “how did you know” had me on the damn flo!! Job well done Pancha!!!!!!!!!
I finally caught up with your story…two words..absolutely brilliant!!! My eyes are bloodshot from reading so much,but who cares, now I can go to bed happy!! Keep it coming.
OH please Tina get rid of those pyjamas Bette works hard enough!lol so that was a great chapter i loved Tinas way of cutting back and showing Bette what it would be like… my partner would be very proud ot her! nice outcome we have an agreement in this house that if one of us REALLY wants something and the other doesnt HATE it then its a go,but if one of us cant handle it then…. i still get it anyway..lol joking!so Tina mustnt have hated it???or else thats love!
That was AWESOME. very funny. I agree u gotta send them to more games. Can’t wait for softball/baseball,soccer.etc. etc. season. Thanks for taking the time.
haha that was wow that was good writing pancha!!! cant wait for more
Tina is sooooooooo cute…!!! love the ending..tot it gonna be messy. Thank You..!
MAN, can Tina give a hint or what? All that economizing stuff is dang funny! Hamburger Helper, cant imagine Bette eating that stuff! Pancha, you crack me up. BTW I love the early years with B&T, more sugar less drama… but I still love drama tho.
*satisfaction* Very nice and sweet. Thank you for this wonderful definition of love!
wonderful-you keep me grinning all day with your stories-thanks
Wow! Tina’s economizing was hilarious. And the fact tht Bette was willing to not get the painting for Tina is reflective of how much she values her relationship w/ Tina. Maybe we need to send some of your chapters to IC and the writers at Showtime to help steer the show in the right direction.