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    What is love? Chapter 3

    Bette had chosen an Italian restaurant called Enrico’s. It was not located in West Hollywood and Bette picked it because she thought that she wouldn’t see anyone here that she knew. It would be too awful if she chose a place and Alice showed up or someone who would talk to Alice.

    Bette liked to be more private about her love life than Alice usually allowed her to be. And she certainly didn’t want Alice to know she had taken the pretty little blond to dinner. Sometimes Bette thought she was a little paranoid about Alice, but she had a horrible image of Alice entering the restaurant and yelling, “Aha!” as she sat there with Tina.

    Bette also chose Enrico’s because it was casualred and white checked tablecloths, a candle in a Chianti bottleold Perry Como recordings. It was a place more for friends than lovers. They had friendly service and started with a basket of warm bread and a saucer to pour olive oil in to dip the bread. The menu wasn’t fancy, but the food was good. They had a very decent wine list for a restaurant of this level.

    Bette decided she would just have one glass of wine and then follow it with water. Can’t have too much to drink when my latest girlfriend is out of town and I have some beautiful kid who may be hitting on me, she thought. She and Gillian had anything but an exclusive relationship, but a one-night stand? No, this kid was not the type to do that with. Even if she hadn’t been Eric’s girlfriend, Bette would have passed. There was something too sweet and vulnerable about hernot Bette’s type.

    They had a good dinner and Tina ate kind of joyously. Tina had a second glass of wine and then switched to water. Bette was relieved because she didn’t want to deal with having to drive this girl home. Dealing with a drunk kid was not something she wanted to experience.

    Bette tried to steer Tina into discussing Eric, but Tina was having none of it. Bette realized she wasn’t as pliant as she thought at first. She wanted to talk about Bette and they talked about Bette. Much of what Tina heard was on the back of the brochure she had, but she loved hearing Bette’s voice. Bette grudgingly gave her credit for talking about what she wanted. After more conversation about herself than she liked, Bette managed to steer the conversation around to Tina.

    Comments

    1. OMG this so so funmy on so many levels!!!!! Bette’s boredom, Tina’s puppy love, its all just too much. Wait my God Bette thinks Tina still wears training pants….lol, really loud!!

    2. This is great! I can’t wait to see what Tina comes up woth to get Bettes attention!! I love that Bette isn’t just giving in. A challenging chase is always so much more interesting!!! Post again soon!

    3. Tina opened her purse, pulled out her billfold and looked at Bette’s picture. She had brought the brochure to the office that morning, had scanned Bette’s picture, and had printed several sizes of the photo for herself.

      Now THIS is the stalker move right here! I hope none of you are taking notes.

      Ok, Pancha….this was the funniest chapter, bar none. I am loving how you have gone about presenting them as nothing we have come to know. Bette, totally disinterested and Tina with a severe case of puppy love. This is great.

      Inkizzo, I disagree with your “macking” Tina. She reacted because Bette’s g/f is going to be back in town tomorrow; she needed to do something, I mean…..com’on now….time was of the ESSENCE!!

      I did not expect this chapter to end like this….Tina must be flabbergasted by now! Can you just visualize Bette rushing Tina to her car – PRICELESS

    4. Just caught up with this version of the story, awesome. Our Ms. Porter seems a bit thrown. First she didn’t sense anything when she met Tina, then Tina kisses her instead of the other way around, too funny. And to end it with Bette basically dragging her to her car and saying no, I do think Ms. Porter is going to be doing a lot of thinking about one Ms. Tina tonight. Can’t wait for next update.

    5. Bette was so funny,taking her to a place that she wouldn’t run in to anyone. Thinking that Tina is a young kid. Boy will she be surprize one day. Bette escorting Tina to he car. What is she thinking. Hey,she called Tina a Klutz. Will she eat those words someday. thanks

    6. what?!?! lol im sooo confused?? but anyways amazing lol i love how battes so cockey but i really wich che did like tina maybe she does and im more niaeve than i thought lol but who knows lol well pleeeease post soon thanx byeness<3389174892

    7. Well, the tables are turned on our Ms. Bette, the hottie. Tina is very bold here and is on a mission to conquer the heart of one, Ms. Bette Porter. Wonder how long it will tke for Bette to recognize the attraction and come around to Tina’s way of thinking? This is different and fun, at least, right now. Post soon please.

    8. I’m supposed to be reading right now, but not FF! Your story is great, and I’m actually addicted just after two chapters! Bette doesn’t like Tina? Whuttup with that?

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