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What is love? – Chapter 30
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“Forget who won.” said Alice. “Who’s *****?”
“Give it up, Dana,” teased Tina. “Tell us. Who’s doing whom?”
But Dana just blushed and did not reveal secrets.
The gang had been amazed, several weeks ago, to discover that Tammy, Alice’s sweet, but slow-seeming, girlfriend was a computer troubleshooter.
“It’s usually a software problem, not something with the hardware,” she finished her latest story.
Her stories were always short which was good because no one knew what she was talking about most of the time. She could have been speaking in Sanskrit. They always listened politely though, entertained by the fact that they still couldn’t believe that Tammy wasa computer expert.
They all knew about Tina’s painful visit with her parents and were trying to keep it light for her. They were succeeding well because they were not only able to amuse Tina, they had been able to get her to participate in the fun.
“Say,” said Alice, “I didn’t tell you about the mad scientist at UC Irvine that is trying to create perfume that smells good, but features pheromones. That way you can attract a mate, at least for the night, by wearing these scents.”
Alice explained that studies had been done on insects and some mammals. They clearly attracted mates through scent called pheromones. Insects were more influenced by these smells than mammals who were tougher to attract.
“I’ve noticed that about mammals,” smiled Tina, thinking about her early difficulty in attracting Bette.
“So if you take a shower, you lose your mate?” Tammy asked seriously.
“I don’t think deer take showers,” Alice explained.
“No, I mean people.”
“Well, I think,” began Alice in her best college professor tone, “that people have natural
pheromones that attract others.”
“Just our natural scent?” asked Tina.
“Sure,” answered Alice.
“You mean we should pee on stuff?” asked Shane. “I could pee on bushes from the Planet all the way back to my apartment. Kind of create a trail.”
“Well, no, not pee. But just your natural scent.”
“You already have a trail to your apartment,” said Bette with a knowing grin. “It’s littered with bras and panties.”
Alice had everyone’s complete, if skeptical, attention as she continued her pheromone story.
“Tina, the reason you fell in love with Bette before she fell in love with you probably happened because your pheromone receptors are better than hers.”
“Maybe I just smell better,” Bette interjected dryly.
Tina looked at Alice with an amused frown.
I’ll bet you thought Bette smelled really good!” Alice teased Tina who blushed furiously remembering her first close encounter with Bette.
She had just met Bette at her gallery and Tina’s earring had come off. Bette had retrieved it from her hair and had carefully put it back on her ear. When she had leaned close to Tina to do that, Tina was intoxicated by Bette’s scent. A few days later she had tasted one of Bette’s kisses, and, as Alice might have put it, ‘she was a goner.’
Tina frowned as she thought that maybe there was something to this pheromone business. She wondered if Alice could actually be correct about scent attraction. She looked at Bette thoughtfully.
“Now, Bette,” continued Alice who was currently on a roll, “Your pheromone receptors must be very weak.”
“Where are those receptors, Ally?” said Tammy innocently.
As Alice’s eyes began to twinkle like Fourth-of-July sparklers, Bette quickly came forward in her chair and pointed a threatening finger at Alice.
“Don’tyoudare!”
“Your nasal cavity. They’re in your nasal cavity,” laughed Tina.
“They’re insome cavity,” said Alice with a wicked smile.
“Keep in mind,” Alice leered, “most of taste is based on smell. So if your sweetie tastes ‘sweet,’ it’s mainly a pheromone thing.”
“Well,” said Tina looking Alice directly in the eye and taking Bette’s hand, “I like the way Bette tasteseverywhere.” And Tina looked pointedly at Bette’s lap.
Everyone at the table yelped in amusement at Tina’s comment, even Bette. Tina left everyone smiling in her wake as she went to the bathroom.
“Thanks, Al,” said Bette as she watched Tina walk away. Bette was grateful that Alice had taken Tina’s mind off her parents’ rejection..
Alice nodded her head in understanding and they all were lost in their private thoughts.
“But, hot stuff, you must smell pretty good.”
Bette grinned and stood up to join Tina as they left for home.
“Al,” asked Dana. “Are there really ***** ***** films?”
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“Al,” asked Dana. “Are there really lesbian porn films?” — That made me LOL!
hey pancha, i love reading ur stories, comedy, drama or even about pheromones! glad to see the reference to faulkner. iam working on a similar project now..
friends are the best, i love alice,, she’s funny, and i’m glad that B&T are sticking together through hard times and good times, as they should…thanks
I think the scent attraction is true. One of my friend can always smell his ex-gf’s scent, which is disabled to others. I guess they really meant to each other. But they still separated. tsk tsk…
I can’t get enough this story, its so well written!
“Put your money where your eyes are.” I have for the past year, and I just upped my level of donation. People, with Paypal you will never miss it, but you WILL miss this site if it goes down! Thanks!!!
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How do beach volleyball players keep those ‘suits’ on? Anyone?
Great chapter very informative…lol and funny! nice one Alice! thanks for putting in the address to subscribe to this site as id prefere to mail it and now i can!
My mind is sooo in the gutter, for some reason, when Tina left to the bathroom, i thought Bette will follow her to do some naughty naughty business that will prove how much T loved B’s taste.. LMAO.. Loved this chapter too, Is there any tibetter who doesn’t like Alice?? i doubt it.. Thank you.. ;)
i tjink i’m right down there with cha Fa6Fa6. maybe i’m conditioned for the hot scenes from pancha, i dunno? excellent chap as always. u always make my day seem dat much more sweeter, so thanx. please post soon. PEACE.
Great chapter a little bit of everything!!!!
aw bette and company cheering tina up.she has a phenomenal partner and some great friends .tina is one lucky lady.
HEH, womens beach volleyball… you lesbians!Tinas getting a little frisky there, isnt she? and Dana is still a mile behind like always. Funny stuff!
who can post now with womans beach volleyball players in there heads. dayum good. loved how you had tina healing. not just that it was sex but that they just kept connecting deeper and d eeper. thanks
the gang is great!…who wldn’t want friends like them..where does Al come up with all those information?….Dana is always so cute!LOL….post soon
Al is so funny. B&T loving..great! thx for this chappy~
oh wow, great chappy :D Yeah, just like what missyang said, the scent information is so true…I have a friend who told me how her ex-bf recognize and love to smell her scent. And there’s a unique scent of hers on her pillow that her ex love so much, while I can only smell her body shampoo on it. ;)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRReat!!!!!!
im glad Tina is feeling better..with Bette by her side everything that bother her seems go away..cant wait for more thanks :o)
Good one Pancha. Alice is one of a kind and thank God for her. At least she made Tina feel better. Thanks for the post.
This chapter is so funny and Alice so crazy but love her, now let see hot stuff coming from Bette and Tina. Oh funny about Dana ask Alice about lesbian porn films, just so funny. Ok post soon please, thanks!