Thinking for a moment Louise said “Mummy and Mama silly.” Giggling at the memory “Wen I woke-tid up I hungy. I looking for mummy and mama. I was shhh” she put her finger to her lips. “Mummy and mama shleept-id on dere.”She chuckled pointing in to the dinning room table. The gang all looked and smirked to each other. They all turned their attention back to Louise hanging on every word.
“I see’d da ic cream, I eated da ic cream” she says all excited. “Mummy and mama woke-tid up I wants nakey too. Den Mama did silly dance.” Louise demonstrates covering her private parts with her hands. “It funny” She giggled.
“Wen I nakey I running and mummy running. We jumping on da cowsh. I love mummy she fun.” She gushed.
“We hafed a baf an mama farted-id.” She laughed. Everyone was laughing so hard they nearly pee’d their pants. Alice couldn’t believe the dirt she was getting on Bette she was rubbing her hands together as an evil grin came across her lips.
Louise continued when the laughing subsided. “Wen mama think I ashleep I.” She stopped as she saw Bette and Tina in the kitchen, she jumped off Shane and ran towards them “Mummy” she said as if it had been days since she last saw her. The gang watched her run off. “Damn what else, what else.” said Dana frustrated.
Louise stood at Tina’s legs doing an excited happy dance with her arms raised for Tina to pick her up. Once in her arms she clutched Tina’s face giving her a big sloppy open mouthed kiss on the nose. Then Louise reached almost falling out of Tina’s arms for Bette to take her. Bette took her and Louise gave her the same sloppy kiss she planted on Tina before cuddling into Bette’s neck.

The gang had now joined them inside with knowing smiles on there faces.
“Hey guys, what are you doing here?” Bette asked still very embarrassed.
“Just came to check on the happy family.” Kit said with a wink.
“So Porter as I asked before what in the bejeezes have you guys been doing.” Alice said pointing to the disaster area.
“Well guys, Louise just got a little carried away, you know how kids are.” Bette lied.
“Is that so” Alice said as she walked over to the table. “So what’s with these two big ***** prints.” She pointed as they all cracked up. Well everyone except Tina and Bette who’s faces were turning a deep shade of red.
“No there not ***** prints.” They denied in unison.
“Oh yeah right and by the way Bette.” Alice blew on her hand making a ***** noise and winked at her. “We know everything thanks to our little reporter there”. She teased as she pointed at Louise.
“Louise!” Bette exclaimed her eyes like saucer’s. “*****.” she muttered dejectedly.
“Ummmm Mama swored-id.” Louise said as she covered Bette’s mouth with her hand.

Once everyone had finished teasing they all cleaned up the house. By the time they were finished it was lunch time and they decided to get some take out food. They sat outside around the pool after they had eaten just lazing around. Tina and Bette decided to make their announcement.
“Everyone we would like to share something with you our family.”