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Incendiary ~ Lol. I thought my cat was dead on the weekend. but he isnt he came back on Mon night fatter than when he left. It looks as though you’re comment wasnt lost.. unless i have an extremely vivid imagination and I actually am imagining everything that is happening right now. Damn thats a little bit of a scary though. Maybe Im crazy lol. So your one of the British are you? lol. And I like the idea of the god father style horses head…ponders that for a while. You know it freaks me out for a second when ppl call me LB. i know they are referring to ‘LadyBeige’ but just by pure coincidence they happen to be my initials too. Now make sure you have a ***** good time in Dubai. ; ) have fun mate

Incendiary ~ Lol lying is a quality I respect.

LadyBeige ~ well remember to put your email this time. That way people who want to write hateful nasty things to you can do so without being judged by the others here.

Ness ~ I like your story better. lets just go with that. mind if I just cut and paste it for the next post? Lol. Dont slap yourself if you forget to comment. slap me because I didnt write something worth commenting to (did that make sense?) lol

JanetMG ~ I did try and credit Katey471 with the air vent however I havent read her version. Now why would Tee tell Dana to shoot Bette? Their love is of the most pure kind and it can overcome whatever obstacles stand before it. (that or she believes in doing her own dirty work) ; ). Lol.

alexandra ~ i know i know. Im so pathetic at writing quantity. i would say i make it up with quality but….. well Id be lying. lol Oh ‘Euro *****’ is a bit of an ongoing joke thing that people will either figure out or just take for granted. My self and a friend are half European so we just call each other ‘Euro *****’ like as in “Hey Euro ***** could you pass the salt” It’s kind of a universal term though and can apply to anyone even remotely European. So yes if it would make you proud to wear the title i proclaim thee euro *****. lol. have fun.

windrider ~ again I havent read Katey471′s thesis on air vents but hey I can acknowledge that apparently the idea wasnt mine. lol. It looks like I haven’t given Susan bad ideas in fact it looks as though Susan is behaving like a saint. A regular Mother Terreisa if you will. (i hope you wont and that she stays an evil ***** ;) )

booTeeful ~ wow Im sorry I didnt remember your comment. its become like ‘the ancient quest for the lost 17 commenters.’ lol I hope this one is up to par. (par not being particularly high mind you)

bvhall ~ Lol. I dont know where this story is going. The future is merely a pearly mist in my minds eyes. with dark shadows of thoughts gradually forming at the corners of my vision. lol. Mellow dramatic way of saying: uh if this story has a plot im yet to find it.

gina ~ glad you’re loving it. And i believe i have attempted to deliever said scene.

theRealJLO ~ Lol. every one agrees with janet (just on the hush i think it might be a bad idea not to. lol.)

Boney ~ ahh yes I remember now. Im so sorry I didnt write a better reply, does it count that I didnt have a comment to reply to? lol Hmmm now i have to make up a splendiferous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious response. Nope Im sorry I just cant do t. will you settle for mediocre? lol Your right Bette in a room with a bottle of bourbon does sound good …

Everybody Else ~ CAN YOU PLAESE COMMENT. OUT OF RESPECT. I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS ***** CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW ME THE COURTESY OF RESPONDING? (lol the respect blackmail thing. please let it work on some of you)

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Dana tried to sooth Marina, She was sitting in her car sith marina riding shotgun. The plan was that she would take Marina home there was just one lil problem with that. Dana had no idea where Marina lived. Ordinarily Dana would have called Alice, failing that Bette and Tina, failing that Shane but, oh what do you know, all of those options didnt seem to be open to her right now. Dana had tried asking Marina where she lived but all she was getting out of the woman was the odd hiccup. Honestly this was not the time for Dana to be dealing with someone going through an emotional breakdown. Dana had completely missed the fun of Tinas reaction and it was getting late. The second message to Tina would be sent at 0200 hrs and that was mere minutes away. All it would give Tina was the address of the warehouse where Dana planed to exchange Bette for an agreement with Tina that they would leave well enough alone and go back to their lives. Well by that Dana meant she would no longer be part of that sports star life she just wouldnt be on the receiving end of a personal vendetta from Tina. All nice and clean. Tight little package ready for Nona.

Marina Dana said in a soothing voice Now I have to go and do something alright? It shouldnt take too long. Is it alright if you just wait in the car? Dana was regretting once again her promise to her self to cap the death toll. Marina hiccuped in response. Dana took her eyes off the road and glanced at her. Marinas head was slumped against the window leaving a greasy mark. The woman was either sleeping or dead. Dana sighed knowing which one it was. Dead women didnt usually hiccup. Dana pulled up in the warehouse district and put on some soothing music for Marina too sleep to.

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When Tina had received the phone call she had been distraught. For all of 2 seconds. Then calm. Clinically, coldly, calm. Cool collected composed and in control. ***** she had gone through the dictionary chapter of C. (She decided to skip the chapter of L i.e. love longing loss libido, life, see picture thing at top for other ideas LOL)

The calmness came from the fact that she only mildly cared (another c). To her all Bette was was an innocent life. Not really anything more. Funny how trying to battle a killer shook things out of your mind. Besides, and T actually shrugged at this thought, she wasnt exactly the pinnacle of honesty.

When the second call came Tina was ready. She was armed to the teeth, wearing leather and denim and ***** sick of waiting. She got in her ride, and drove off never noticing the car without headlights following her.

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Dana rocked up the stairs to chat to her second in command Amanda.

She was surprised to see her sitting doubled over and shaking in the chair in front of the monitor showing Bette in her office. ***** Dana thought pulling her weapon. Was Tina here already? What was going on? She saw the room was clear and rushed to, well the closest thing she had to a friend.

Amanda Sat up and turned to Dana as she came towards her. Amanda had tears streaming down her face and clutched her forearm against her stomach, wincing.

Then she made a sound Dana didnt quite expect, she burst out laughing. Dana could see the woman wasnt in pain, she was in hysterics. Between gasping breaths she just managed to get out Oh Dane you have.. to see. Ha Ha Haaa this.

With that the Amanda whose exterior usually showed about as much emotion as a sheet of glass stretched her arm out towards the screen. When Dana saw it even she couldnt contain a scoff.

There was Bette, well half of her at least. And it was the half that counted. Her arse was stuck proudly out in the air her legs dangling down against the wall about a foot about from the chair she had kicked over. She was wiggling uncontrollably obviously trying to free herself from this predicament. Her arms hear and torso all appeared to be in the air vent and she didnt look like she was going anywhere fast.

Dana Amanda said in a serious tone this is definitely the most entertaining prisoner we have ever had.

And then she fell into hysterics again.

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Tina pulled up outside the warehouse. The streetlights caused an orange glow but the front of the building was deep in shadow. Tina knew she shouldnt go in. It was stupid, it was reckless and it was the only way she was going to sort this situation out.

She climbed out and walked towards the door

She was a little surprised when she saw Marina sitting in Danas car giving her a small wave. Tina taking Marinas state into account just paused shrugged gave a wave and a smile and continued into the building.

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Marina sat in Danas car. Dana was gone and for some reason there was really sucky music playing on the stereo. Marina saw Tina walking outside and gave her a little wave. She liked Tina.

A few minutes later Marina saw another figure that she recognised and she also gave her a small wave.

Shane saw her but she didnt wave back.

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