"What? Why?"

"I have this deal with a really hot blonde that I can’t have sex with someone unless I’m dating them. Unless I know them, like them, respect them, want to be together with them."

"Bette, for fuck’s sake, this is not the moment to-"

"At first, I thought it was terrible," Bette continued as if she hadn’t heard Tina. "But then this week, I began to see she was right. I found this girl that I really want to date for millions of reasons, but she doesn’t want to date me, even though I’m trying to be romantic and nice and not sexual."

"Fine!" Tina nearly yelled. "Fine. I’ll date you. You got what you want now? We’re dating. Can we please go and have sex now?"

Bette smirked. Wow, she had never known Tina to be so easy. "I’m overjoyed that you’ve agreed to date me, but I’ll have to refuse that offer. You see, I want to date you first, take you out, spend time with you engaging in non-sexual activities. We will have sex when the time is right."

"But Bette-"

"No, Tina, you were the one who had the idea in the first place."

"But it’s not fair! You’re wearing the Dress."

"You never told me I couldn’t."

Tina was still eyeing the brunette hungrily. "Can you at least go and put on something else? You’re making it impossible for me," she whined.

"If you promise me to go out on a date with me."

"Yes, I promise."

"So, to make this thing official. Tina Kennard, will you go out with me?"

"YES! How many times? Now I’m going to the kitchen cause I seriously cannot be this close to you when you’re looking like this and not touch you. I’m going to get a drink and by the time I get back, I want you gone to put on something else."

"Will you be okay, though? You seem really turned on."

"I’ll be fine."

"Maybe a cold shower would be good for you. Tell you what, come back to the dorm with me. I’ll dress in something very unsexy while you have that cold shower and then we can cuddle up and watch some lame ass MTV crap. This party has too many guys eyeing you."

"Okay," Tina relented. "But we’re traveling separately."

"Why? Can’t you control yourself around me?"

Tina gave her a very pointed look that proved Bette right. Dana chose that moment to appear by their sides.

"Dana – I’m sorry, but Bette and I are going to go back to the dorm."

"Oh, why?" Dana looked at Bette, clearly curious about this turn of events. She couldn’t help quickly checking the brunette out. She was very much in love with Alice, but one would have to be blind not to see that this body was just flawless.

"Tina’s not feeling well," Bette smirked. Not a complete lie, right? "Thanks for inviting us, though."

"Okay. Well, I hope you’ll feel better soon," Dana said before being whisked away by one of her roommates.

"Me too," Tina muttered under her breath. She practically drooled over Bette’s ass as her roommate sauntered away.