“When a problem’s at the door” Alice improvised the eighties pop song

“You must whip it” Helena sang with her doing the robot

“And our jammer starts to score” Alice did the cabbage patch

“You must take it” Helena changed her switched it up to jazz hands

“Now your is ass feeling sore” Alice pointed at the fallen blocker

“Cause we whipped it” Helena laughed, but choked as she saw Whiplash get up to sprint after them

“AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Helena yelled as she grabbed Alice’s hand and they took off skating away from the enraged blocker

“We were just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Alice cried out as they tried to blend in with the pack to avoid the ass-whooping Whiplash was dying to give them, but were saved by the bell.  The whistle blew in time indicating the end of the jam session and the end of the game.  Final score: WeHo Mojitos – 60; Lipstick Divas – 62.

“YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dana cheered as Angie joined the excitement, laughing and clapping her tiny hands.

After the excitement died down, the gang invited their new friends to a private party at The Planet.  Kit and Tina prepared the food and beverages in the kitchen for everyone.  Angie was too wound up to fall asleep because she wanted get to know her new admirers.

“She’s going to sleep so good tonight” Bette looked as her daughter and Sandra (aka Sandman) played.  The first stage will be crankiness and the fight to stay awake.  Then, after a half hour battle, her little eyes will close and she will be out like a light.

“Yep” Sandra chuckled “That was a great game” she said acknowledging the gang’s skills

“Especially when we won” Alice jokingly bragged

“You got lucky” Papi pretended to be annoyed

“Oh you’re just angry cause you have to buy me coffee every morning for a month” Alice smiled at her new annoyed friend

“So, is roller derby like a full time gig for you guys?” Dana was curious if they were career sports women

“No” Wilma (aka Whiplash) “It’s just for charity and fun” she said “we all have jobs and careers”