“You were never one of them” Dana covered her clasped hands.

“You’re one of us” Alice put an arm around her friends shoulder.

“Aw, am I interrupting a Doctor Phil moment?”  Shane laughed at them as she approached the table.

“Actually this is more of an Oprah moment, Doctor Phil would be if she had some kind of addiction like sex or something” Dana informed as they all looked at her in amazement.  “What?” she shrugged then sheepishly added “you’d be amazed at how many waiting rooms with TV’s there are out there.”  Everyone nodded there heads in understanding.

“We’ve got to do something about these damn Shebar ho’s” Kit told everyone.

“I know” Shane shook her head “I keep thinking if I had just done what they wanted then none of this would be happening.”

“Are you kidding me?”  Alice waved her hand “You’re just a decoy these bitches were gunning for The Planet.”

“You think so?”  Shane looked at her.

“Oh yeah” Alice said with confidence “I mean think about it, Shane wrongs them and they go after Kit.”

“Because they know that Kit is Shane’s good friend” Dana countered.

“Yeah, but Shane’s good friend with a business that just so happens to be a Shebar rival, even though Kit was head of the welcoming committee when they first set up.”  Helena followed Alice.

“I still don’t get it” Kit shook her head.

“What happened after nine eleven?”  Alice hinted.

“Um, the all star tribute ‘what’s going on’ was released?”  Dana looked as if she had just solved the clue mystery.

“No baby” Alice smiled at her girlfriend’s effort “okay way after that.”

“They went after Osama Bin Laden” Shane supplied.

“Yes, but” Alice waited for someone else to get what she was trying to say.

“But they got Saddam Hussein instead” Kit started to make sense of it.

“See, her beef is with Shane but she goes after Kit” Alice looks back at the menu “now I know what I want for dinner.”

Bette held Tina’s hand as they walked back to their SUV to get Angie from the daycare.  Tina knew that Bette was still tired from their love making sessions in her office so she led the brunette to the passenger side and held the door opened for her to get in.  Bette was surprised by the gesture but followed her partners lead and got in the car.  Tina waited until Bette was seated inside then kissed her on the lips before closing the door.