“I already own a paper weight” Tina said “I’m here to buy the portraits you purchased from the auction.”

“You’ll have to be a little more specific, you see I buy a lot of things from a lot of auctions” Kelly impatiently walked away from the sculpture and Tina.

“The Kiki Smith’s” Tina “I want to buy them from you.”

“Oh” Kelly smirked “those, you see I gave them away.”

“You did what?”  Tina was fuming.

“I thought they were fakes so I gave them to my housekeeper, Sylvia.”  Kelly turned to Tina with a wicked grin “Bette never liked that kind of art back at Yale.”

“How could you?  Those portraits were special to us.”  Tina moved closer to Kelly.

“Well if they were so special, why are they hanging in my housekeeper’s studio apartment?”  Kelly challenged as she looked at Tina for an answer.

“Because your sorry ass couldn’t recognize a fake from an original, I mean seriously you call yourself an art dealer?”  Tina stood looking Kelly up and down.

“I will call myself whatever I want” Kelly threw back with an arched brow “and right now, I think I’ll call myself the future Mrs. Porter.”  Tina got in Kelly’s but she wasn’t going to back down.

“You can add ‘ass kicked’ to that list, because it sounds like that’s what you want!”  Tina’s hand flew up and slapped Kelly across the face, but that wasn’t enough for the pissed off blonde.  Her other hand flew up and slapped her turning Kelly’s shocked face in the opposite direction.  Kelly grabbed Tina by the hair and struggled to pull her down as Tina grabbed a fist full herself.  A slow penguin dance ensued as they yelped in pain from the hair-tug-of-war they were in the middle of.  Eventually their dance ended as they both fell to the floor and started to roll one on top of the other until they hit the naked pitchfork holder.  The pitchfork guy fell and knocked over another sculpture, which lead to another piece being knocked down.  Tina and Kelly continued their non-sexual horizontal Lambada and Kelly’s gallery was completely destroyed.

“That’s when I woke up” Jodie was laughing as she recalled her weird dream as Monique laughed along with her.