“Oh my god” Tina laughed out loud as she showed Bette a picture of Denbo’s car.  Bette’s face was priceless as Tina laughed even harder.

“Now we know where they had her car towed to” Bette said not quite sure whether to be angry at the gang or congratulate them.  Tina showed Lydia her iphone and watched as her little sisters eyes bugged out.

“Is that supposed to be what I think it is” Lydia said trying to control the volume of her laughter.

“That is WeHo’s finest” Bette referred to their friend’s crazy and wild antics while shaking her head.

“Now I know who not to piss off” Lydia chuckled.  “Wow!”

“They’re really nice, you’ll see” Tina reassured her.  “That whole situation is just one fucked up nightmare.  I don’t even know how it started.”

“It started when they walked into our lives” Bette said grabbing hold of Tina’s hand.

“I guess they thought they could come in and bully you out of town” Lydia tried to sum.  “At first, I thought it was unusual when Sam showed up at my hotel, normally everything is done at the studio, but now I understand your need for secrecy.”

“I can’t wait for this whole thing to be over with” Bette told them picking up her glass of iced tea.

“And you” Tina said looking at Lydia “your timing couldn’t be anymore perfect.  Meeting my sister for the first time, then finding out that we have a lot more in common than genes, has been so surreal.”

“I know” Lydia agreed.  “I’m just happy I can help you in anyway.”  She reached down and pulled up her briefcase “Speaking of which” she said while pulling out a sheet of paper, “I had Dad’s lawyers draw this up for you.”

“What’s this” Tina asked as she took the sheet of paper and read it.  Her eyes grew wider as she read each line.  “Are you serious?”

“It’s true” Lydia was happy to inform “Dad never married my mother, but he did raise me.  That only happened because my mother’s new husband at the time didn’t want to have anything to do with me.”  She looked as if she were lost in a memory “He was from a very rich and well known family in Mexico, that’s where she moved to.  I guess Dad never got over losing your mother and Mom didn’t want to keep fighting ghosts, so she moved on to the next rich thing.  I know it sounds like a coldhearted description of my mother but it was how she dealt with things, and if she couldn’t have love then she’d settle for riches.”