“What premier?”  Tina smiled into the phone as she navigated her way through traffic.

“Come on!” the other end whined.  Then Tina’s phone was taken from her grasp and Bette took over the conversation.

“Hi this is Tina’s answering service.  Due to the intense traffic situation she is taking necessary precaution in ensuring the safety of her partner and daughter.”  Bette glared “that includes not taking phone calls from idiots.”

“We wanna go to the premier!”  Alice and Dana chimed in at the same time. 

“They’re on the list” Tina whispered to Bette.

“We’ve got tickets but they’re going to cost you.”  Bette smiled wickedly.

“Oh my god!  Anything!”  Dana took over the phone.

“Bette” Tina playfully scolded.

“Stop lying Bette there are no tickets for those things.”  Alice yelled.

“It’s a movie and you need a ticket to get into the theater.”  Bette looked at Tina and winked.

“Alice will wash your car for a year” Dana offered.  “A year” Alice shrieked.

“Buy Tina and I coffee for a year” Bette offered.

“Deal” Alice and Dana said in unison.

“Jesus Bette” Tina chuckled.

“Sssh” Bette covered the transmitter end of the phone and whispered “I just got us coffee for a year T.  Think of how much we’ll save.”

“First two years of Angie’s college fund” Tina nodded in agreement.

“At Yale” Bette whispered back and smiled before she uncovered the piece and resumed her scam.  “Okay ladies get ready to rub elbows with Tinsel Town’s finest.”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you” Dana said before Alice took over the phone.  “Okay Bette” Alice began then Bette ended the call.

“How are doing back there my little pumpkin pie?” Bette turned back Angie.

Meanwhile…….

“Bette” Alice exclaimed “fucking bitch!”

“Bette and I have looked at a few places and I think we’re going with the one downtown” Jodi signed before she resumed her onion chopping duty.

“That’s great babe” Monique looked at her and said before she planted a kiss on her lips.  “I need those chopped fine.”

“I’ll give you something that’s fine” Jodi replied.

“I’ve already have your fine ass” Monique quipped then playfully smacked her butt.