“I’ve found some interesting quirks in some stories” Jenny added as she read her paper.  “Some writers use Nina as a punching bag and model themselves after Bev.”  This made Bette look up from her gadget.

“Really” Bette asked incredulously.

“Everyone wants to be Bev” Jenny said as she rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, Nina leaving Bev for Harry pissed off a lot of lesbians” Sam added.

“I don’t get it” Kit asked “what’s wrong with dating men?  You don’t hear me complaining.”

“TMI Kit” Tina halted Kit as she pointed to Bette.

“Thank you” Bette said as she kept eyes glued to her phone.

“For some lesbians men are the enemy” Shane supplied “I don’t care either way.  When it comes to getting women, men have never been competition to me.”

“Speaking of which” Sam looked around the table “how come there’s no version of Carmen in the story?”

“I am in the story babe” Carmen kissed Sam’s chin “I’m Shawn’s hot Latino lover, Jenny was to lazy to think of another name for me.”

“For the last time” Jenny put her newspaper down “Les Girls is not about you.”  Then she went back to reading her paper.

GTV

“Hello America!  I’m Tim Cruz and we’re live from the red carpet at the Grand Garden of West Hollywood where Indie-film’s elite are here for the opening the years most anticipated film release.”  A small crowd gathered behind the brunette hunk.  Men and women holding various signs, waiting in anticipation of their favorite celebrities

The 5’4” well groomed entertainment news reporter in the penguin suit moved toward the screaming crowd.  They got louder as the camera got closer and people recognized the dimple faced actor.  Tim tapped on the shoulder of one of the fans who had his back turned.  The actor/reporter was clearly caught checking out tight denim rear.

“Excuse me sir” Tim said excitedly as he looked at the camera.  “Who are you looking forward to seeing tonight?”  The individual turned around and Tim looked embarrassed “I’m so uh” Tim stuttered.

“I heard Shane’s going to be here tonight” the androgynous butch said in a 13 year old boyish voice “I can’t wait.”