Interrogator: It wasn’t always pleasant between the two of you.

Tina: Things went downhill for us when I got back together with Bette.

Interrogator: You and Bette were separated?

Tina: For a little while, like most couples, we went through our rough patch, but now we’re inseparable.

Interrogator: What caused the rough patch?

Tina: I’m sorry, how is this relevant toward the case?

Dana: Wow, never actually been in one of these rooms before.  TV makes the room look small. 

Interrogator: We like the room in case we have to rough up a suspect.

Dana: Oh.  What do you want to know?

Shane: She’s my best friend.

Interrogator: Have you ever been more than friends?

Shane: What, like have I fucked her?  Oh yeah.  Can I smoke in here?

Interrogator: No.

Shane: I see them do it in the movies.

Interrogator: This isn’t a movie, this is a fanfic.

Interrogator: What were you doing at the premier?

Nikki: I told you

Interrogator: I know, but I’m just trying to make sure I didn’t leave anything out.

Nikki: I went find Jenny.

Interrogator: Did you run into Miss Channing at all tonight?

Nikki: ….

Interrogator: Miss Stevens?

Nikki: Yes.

Interrogator: Is that a yes to my question?

Nikki: Which question?

Interrogator: The one about seeing Adele tonight?

Nikki: Um….

Interrogator: I’m sorry I didn’t hear you.

Nikki: I said yes.

Interrogator: Did you speak to each other?

Nikki: Only for like a second, she said she had something to take care of.

Interrogator: Where did you meet?

Nikki: In the restroom.

Interrogator: Did you and Jenny ever have disagreements or disputes?

Helena: Not many, though she was challenging at times.

Interrogator: Describe how challenging she could be?

Helena: Jenny has the unique talent of manipulating any situation to her advantage, even while she was losing.  Don’t get me started on how many the temper tantrums she thrown.

Interrogator: Sounds like a spoiled brat.

Helena: She always wants to have her way and will do whatever it takes to get it.