“You were scared of me Momma B?”  Angie giggled.

“You were the scariest little thing that I’d ever held in my arms” Bette over at Tina.  “Then I realized that your Momma T was giving me something else to care about.  Something more important than my own needs.”

“You can teach your baby sister new things, and you’ll have someone to play with” Tina added.  She smiled at Angie.

“Do I have to give her my toys?”  Angie asked still concerned about the issue.

“No” Tina confirmed “your baby sister is too little for your toys.”  Tina kissed their daughter “but do you remember when we talked about sharing?”

“No” Angie shook her head in denial.  Something she picked up from her Aunt Dana.  Tina gave her ‘the look’ then Angie nodded “Yes.”

“Sharing is a good thing” Bette added, not quite the expert on the concept.

“Yes” Tina smirked at her partner who continued to wipe tears from Angie’s dry cheeks.  “Momma B is the best example.”

“Anyway” Bette needed to change this subject, “are you okay with having a baby sister?”

“I guess” Angie said still unsure then smiled, “can I make her clean my room?”

“No” Bette informed, “she’ll have her own room to clean anyway.”

“Oh” Angie nodded then heard the clock chime, “Sponge Bob!!!!!”  The little girl exclaimed, nearly giving her parents heart attacks.

“Just like that” Dana snapped her finger in amazement “from toddler crisis to Sponge Bob.”

“Geez way to make your announcement guys” Alice glared at Angie’s parents.  “Life is tough for a 5 year old.  Between recess, story time and Sponge Bob you go and lay that shit on her.”

“Okay we’re done talking about this” Bette smiled at them then sipped her cup of tea, signaling the end of the conversation.

“Which adoption agency did you go through?”  Dana asked.

“The ‘We are the Children’ organization” Tina said before she ate a forkful of Bette’s Cobb Salad.

“Are they the ones who got Brangelina their tribe?”  Alice’s eyes nearly bugged out.

“I have no idea nor do I care” Bette placed her cup down.  “Senator Evans is making it his life’s mission to make sure we don’t adopt any American child, forcing Tina and I to look else where.”

“So you’re getting a foreign baby?”  Dana insensitively added.

“Foreign or domestic this baby will be brought up in a nurturing family that loves her” Tina finalized.

“So which country is your baby coming from?”  Alice was curious.

“Tibet” Bette proudly said making Alice and Dana snicker.  “What?  Are you racist against Tibetans?”  She glared at the laughing pair.

“No” Dana defended “of course not” she added then picked up a menu to hide her face being.  Alice opened her laptop for cover.

“What is so funny T?”  Bette looked at her partner who just shrugged in confusion.

“Nothing” Alice said then snorted “I’m just catching up on my favorite fanfic story cause Bev and Nina are adopting a baby from the Nibeverlands.”  This made Dana break out into a fit of laughter.

“Fuck you guys” Bette said evenly as Tina rolled her eyes at their friends.