“Who are your sources?” Helena disbelievingly said taking the seat next to hers

“Friends of friends who have friends in high places” Alice stated matter-of-factly

“I’m in high places and I’ve never heard of this”

“Heard of what?” Shane asked

“Dylan’s husband has been linked to blackmail and extortion scams”

“What?!” Kit exclaimed

“Yeah, and now she’s trying to get into Helena’s pants”

“She’s not trying to get in my pants Alice!”

“Who’s trying to get in your pants Helena?” Bette asked as she, Tina and the baby took empty the seats at the head of the table.

“Dylan”

“Alice!” Helena scolded

“She does get a bit uncomfortable when you’re around” Tina admitted

“She does?” Helena looked at Tina to elaborate

“She fidgets” Tina nodded as the waitress took their orders

“Oh my god fidgeting, a classic sign” Alice added

“Fidgeting?” Helena asked in confusion

“If she fidgets, she wants the digits” Shane contributed

“Yeah, what MC Lyte said” Bette backed Shane up while holding a fussy Angelica “Hey Kit, do you think Angus could watch her for us next week, I have an interview”

“Uh oh, is Miss Thang already tired of playing housewife?”

“That’s right, after cooking and cleaning after my one year old I like to relax by going to work” Bette dryly said “So can he do it?” she impatiently asked

“I’ll ask him, but I don’t see why not” Kit told her with a bit of attitude

“And she doesn’t play housewife” Tina added “She is a housewife” everyone at the table casted ‘oohs’ at her last statement

“Oh, I’ll remember that when I’m making dinner tonight” Bette’s eyes narrowed into slits at her girlfriend “I’ll prepare a special plate for you my dear wife” Bette threatened with a wicked grin

“I’m kidding honey” Tina pleaded kissing Bette on the lips as Angie leaned in not wanting to be left out; she turned and kissed their baby “Tell Momma B to be nice to Momma T, baby”

“Where’s Dana?” Shane asked and then winced as she remembered, regretting the inquiry as the table got quiet except for Angie