Chapter 3 Shane was helping Tina take their bags out to the van while Bette showered. Why the grin, Shane? Tina questioned. No reason, I must be delirious from the early hour. Its all good. Jenny was just walking over from her place as Shane opened the back door of the van to place the bags inside. Luckily it was going to be a short trip and everyone had packed light, because any more baggage would have made this many passengers a tight fit. Sorry were a bit late guys, Tina said, climbing in. Little early morning rendezvous got you a bit distracted Tina? Lenore asked smiling. Alice didnt really want her mom to be on this trip, but she was glad she had the nerve to point out why they werent yet on the road. Tina struggled to find an excuse for their tardiness, when it dawned on her that everyone was fully aware why they were late. She started to blush furiously and attempted to stutter an explanation. Tina. You dont owe us an explanation. Just be happy that after seven years of marriage you can still make Bette scream like that. This comment from Dana, who had hardly said a word all morning. She already missed Mr. P., but didnt want to miss out on a little friendly teasing Alright alright. Lets get this show on the road. Im just trying to figure out seating arrangements, said Alice God Alice you dont have to feng shui the van – lets get going. Dana was always quick to show impatience with Al. Bette locked the front door and headed toward them. Shane was sitting cross legged on the edge of the lawn, sunglasses perched lazily on her forehead, as she sipped her double espresso. You look like youre enjoying your coffee Shane, Bette said as she slid the side passenger door back. Like dew from an angels wing Shane responded. ****** Shortly into the ride, as the caffeine was seeping into the consciousness of each traveller, Alice piped up. Hey guys, how do you like the tunes Ive picked for the trip so far? A selection of ***** classics, even if I do say so myself Like I didnt have to listen to these songs enough when you were coming out, Alice. groaned Lenore from the front passenger seat. Oh honey, tell them your coming out story. Alice proceeded to relay the story of the first woman to capture her heart. So anyways, Tayo and I only lasted about 2 months. After me, she went through every *****, *****, bisexual and transgendered organization on campus. Totally broke my heart. Alice finished. That’s why you’re a dirty bisexual, huh? queried Dana. Alice shot Dana a dirty look by skewing the position of the rearview mirror. Let’s hear your story, then Alice challenges. Oh, that’s not nice, you know I can’t do that. Lets hear Bettes story. She wont have to edit for content. Tina turns to Bette and puts her hand on her thigh. You know my story babe, only fair I should get to hear yours. Not even you have heard this one Tina? Alice asked, incredulous. All I know is that she now finds the thought of swallowing sperm repugnant, Tina replied, to the groans of all, except Bette who just sat looking out the window. You all know mine – only fair I should get to hear everyones, Jenny had been pretty quiet thus far, and there was a slight edge to the way she delivered her comment. So Betteare you in the sharing mood? Lenore turned to pose her question. Bette turned her gaze back to meet several pairs of questioning eyes.