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    You Have Got to be Kidding Me


    The back-story of Tina Kennard. Tina Kennard was produce by Jo and Marie Kennard. Jo and Marie were born into the Mormon faith. Both of their parents were Mormons. Tina was the only child and felt pressure to be the perfect child and by all accounts she was very close to the perfect child. Tina was well manner and made good grades in school. However her adult life takes an unexpected turn.

     

    Tina Kennard at age 35 in Los Angeles.

     

    Johnny on speaker: Tina… Tina….. Tina!

     

    Tina: What? Jesus Johnny your going to give me five heart attacks.

     

    Johnny: Girl you must be daydreaming again. Must be that mystery woman you meet a week ago.

     

    Tina: No, Johnny I am just doing what people call work (secretly knowing Johnny was right) but I guess you would not understand the concept of work.

     

    Johnny:  Yay, Yay whatever girl. Listen, Jenny is on the phone about her latest crazy movie “Aliens Among Us.”

     

    Tina: Oh God, Johnny please tell her that I went to lunch.

     

    Johnny: Sorry girl she informed me to tell you that she will not buy the, “I out to lunch routine,” again.

     

    Tina: Damn, ok beep her in Johnny.

     

    Johnny: Will do.

     

    Tina: Jenny HHHIII!

     

    Jenny: My Oh, my Oh someone’s sound glad to hear from me. Could it be that you have heard of my genius movie idea.

     

     

    Tina: And what movie might that be (Tina rolling her eyes).

     

    Jenny dramatically stating, “ Damn it Tina I have left you thousands of message about my movie.”

     

    Tina: Must have been a communication glitch.

     

    Jenny: Whatever Tina, just meet me for lunch and so I can tell you all about my movie idea.

     

    Tina: Jenny, I….

     

    Jenny: Great, I will see you at The Planet tomorrow 12 o’clock sharp, bye, bye now.

     

    Tina: But….

     

    Tina hears the dial tone.

     

    Tina: SSSSHHHIIIITTTTT!

     

     

    Johnny on speaker: Tina…. Tina!

     

    Tina: Yes, yes Johnny what is it now?

     

    Johnny: You have a visitor.

     

    Tina: What? I’m not scheduled to see anyone right now.

     

    Johnny: Well she insists that her visit with you is important.

     

    Tina: Johnny who is it?

     

    Johnny: She said her name is Bette.

     

    Tina almost choked on her own saliva.

     

    Whispering to herself: Oh my God my one nightstand. How did she find me?

     

    Johnny: Tina what do you want me to do?

     

    Tina: Oh, Johnny sorry send her in.

     

    Tina checks her makeup and tries to look casual before Bette enters her office.

     

    Bette knocks on the door.

     

    Tina clears her throat and softly said, “come in.”

     

    Tina was not prepare for the vision before her.

     

    Bette was dressed in an above the knee black dress and all Tina could focus on was the beauties long legs.

     

    Tina Gulped hard sure she would pass out from the sight.

     

    Bette closed the door behind her, taking a moment to take a deep breath as she prepares to explain to Tina why she needed to see her again.

     

    But Bette was caught off guard by the vision that she saw when she turned around.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Comments

    1. You have got to be kidding me that you stopped there!!! ;) T is a mormon, huh…interesting….and she is treating B as a one-nightstand, now if you have B as the younger of the pair, that would be even more interesting??? Great start & PPVS :)

    2. I don’t know why but this story made me wonder, “What ever happened to Flair For The Dramatic and that great story/series of hers?” She left us hanging with Bette and Tina estranged in NYC and working on a play that Tina authored.

    3. You’ve got to be kidding me, stopping there. Did I read correctly, Bette was Tina’s one night stand. Oh!!!!!! you’ve got to CONTINUE. PPVS, very, very soon.

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