Alice and Dana showered, dressed, and sat on the bed looking warily at each other. Theyd been so caught up in each other that they forgot about eating and had worked up an appetite.

Im ***** hungry, Alice groaned falling back on the bed.

Dana nodded her head in agreement falling down next to Alice.

Eating you was delicious, but didnt come with quite the belly-filling umph that a sandwich would ya know? Alice teased and Dana laughed.

Youre stupid Al, but I agree, that kind of eating is for the anorexic, Dana burst out laughing. Tasty, satisfying, but not filling, Dana roared rolling on top of Alice.

Alice struggled beneath her.

Oh, no. Uh, uh! Get off me Fairbanks. You know Im hungry and you being on top of me is the ***** start of something that we have no energy for.

Speak for yourself Al, Dana nuzzled in Alices neck ignoring her protests.

As much as I cant believe Im gonna say this, we have to stop Dane, Alice pushed on Danas head. Im almost dizzy.

You ARE dizzy! Dana howled, but I like it.

Shut it! Alice snapped. Come on woman, we need food or well faint and never have the strength to ***** again, Alice got up and slid off the bed and headed to the kitchen. ***** me! She whined as she opened the fridge.

Id love to! Dana replied with a devious smile.

No, dummy. ***** me in the negative, as in theres no food.

Danas eyes widened in disbelief.

Whaddya mean you have no food? As much has you like to eat! Dana exclaimed. Youre joking right?

No, Im not joking. I havent exactly had much time to grocery shop. A lot has happened lately remember? Said Alice as she opened and closed cabinets.

Hey! I have food at my place.

Yeah?

Yeah, remember Tonya was gonna cook, so theres food, Dana said, nodding her head.

Cool! Lets roll.

They left and headed to Danas place to eat; babbling endlessly the entire ride. Dana parked and they jumped out of the car racing to get to the door. Dana won and gloated at her speed.

Whatever Fairbanks! Alice said dismissingly. Impress me with your speed in getting us something to eat, Alice said, rubbing her loudly growling stomach.

Okay, okay. Stop your damn whining, Dana snapped back, opening the door.

Alice pushed past Dana going straight to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and grinned seeing a tempting array of foods. Dana stood behind her smiling too and thinking what she was going do with it seeing as she couldnt cook.

Hey! What was Tonya gonna do with all this stuff Dane? Feed an army? Alice inquired, opening a bag of cooked shrimp.

Beats me! She said she wanted to cook, so I said okay. I cant cook!

Thats just ***** great Fairbanks! Weve got all this food and nothing to do with it because you know I aint that greatest in the kitchen either, Alice woefully stated, still chomping on shrimp.

Dana gave Alice a disappointed look as she removed bags of fruits, vegetables, cheese, and other foods from the fridge sitting them on the counter. Alice found bread, crackers and some ready to eat pasta. She cradled it all in her arms, and added that to the existing pile of food. Together they stared at the smorgasbord they created and tried to decide what to eat first and who would try to cook if necessary.

Al, I cant believe you dont cook, Dana spoke between bites of cheese and crackers. I mean youre like such a homebody at times ya know, she said, still chewing.

Get tha ***** outta here woman! Alice laughed, prodding Dana with a breadstick. Im a lotta things, but a homebody isnt exactly one of them. Especially where it comes to cooking. My mother wasnt, well, you know how she is, so Im just a product of her laziness I suppose, Alice said nonchalantly.

Dana laughed at Alice who had crumbs on her chin and smudges of smoked salmon cream cheese on her lips. She leaned over and licked them both away, smiling mischievously at Alice who pushed her face into Danas mouth. The licking lead to kissing, which lead to hands racing over each others body. Food fell from the counter and they moved clumsily around the counter to get closer. Dana feverously licked, bit, and sucked Alices mouth tasting the remains of food on her tongue. Alice winched at the thought of Dana tasting the food and tried to ease out of the kiss, but Dana continued anxiously.

Dane? Alice interrupted, backing out of the kiss and embrace.

Huh? Yeah, whats the matter? She inquired still trying to kiss Alice.

I need to drink something to clean my fish mouth, she made a face and pointed at the can of Pepsi.

Dana pushed the can toward Alice sliding her hand up Alices shirt as she raised her hand to her mouth.

Easy frisky, Alice joked trying not to spill her soda. Youre really horny again Fairbanks. Whats in the food, aphrodisiacs?

Dana chuckled and continued reaching for Alices now hardened nipple.

Dunno if its the food or you, but yeah, Im feeling horny again, she replied with a wink.

Do you think Im *****? Are you feeling randy? Alice joked, sounding like Austin Powers. I think my mojo is working overtime or that ***** ex of yours just wasnt giving it to you right, Alice playfully continued as she put her soda down and began responding to Danas teasing.

***** Tonya! Dana declared. That ***** couldnt get me off with someone elses fingers, she said, ***** her face up at the thought. I cant believe I had to kinda fake it, she made a big O with her mouth not believing she told.

Alice laughed loudly at the news and collapsed against the counter.

You what? You faked it Dana? Thats fucked up and to think you were gonna marry her. Can you say fucknut? Alice teased, still laughing hysterically.

Dana looked at her thinking it wasnt that funny and turned beet red slapping Alice to make her stop laughing.

Come on Al, dont tease me. You know I wasnt that good at it anyway, but she was worse than me, Dana informed, as Alice still laughed holding her nose trying to make herself stop.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I thought you were pretty good. I guess the soup chef taught you a thing or two?!
Dana laughed, then paused at Alices casualness in talking about her exes and it made no sense to her. She stopped playing with Alices breast, removed her hand, and sat on top of the counter staring intently at Alice who had now stopped laughing.

What? Did I do something?

No! No, you didnt.

Then why are you looking at me like that?

Dana felt embarrassed at her own sensitivity and lack of understanding. She blushed and looked away.

Dana? Whats the matter?

Uhm? I was just wondering how you can be so comfortable talking about my exes now that were a well, you know, how we are now?

Alice stepped close to Dana running her hands up and down her thighs. We all have pasts Dana, so dont take it so seriously. And think about it, I have that board at my place. I dont care about your past unless I know its gonna ***** up what were starting and its not gonna do that right? Alice asked in a declarative tone.

Dana shook her head no.

Then dont worry your pretty little head woman and get back to showing me how horny you are, Alice said with a wink.