What are you going to wear? Lizzie called from the sofa, where she refused to move for three hours straight.

I don’t know, clothes?

I walked back into the living room, with only my underwear on and my hair falling in wet scraggly strands around my face.

Yeah go like that Trix, cause you look H.O.T!

I stuck my middle finger up in the direction of the sofa and stuck my head in the fridge to get a beer.

You getting a drink?

Yep! I answered, opening the can and meandering over to the sofa.

Oh get me one would you?

I stood in front of her and took a long luxurious swig of beer, moaning with pleasure and licking my lips afterwards.

Oh that was good. I taunted, holding it just out of her reach.

Bloody *****, all I did was wake you up a bit earlier than you would usually get up and Im still being punished!

No no Liz, not only did you wake me up, which may I remind you is a pretty serious offence on its own. But you also lied to me and caused me a great deal of emotional stress because I thought it was Monday. And on top of that interfered into my private life and set me up for probably one of the most scary evenings Im ever going to have in my life. I said, taking a breath.

Yeah, if youre scared then Im the bloody Queen. I think the word youre looking for is excited, not scared.

I looked down at my friend, smiling at her words and taking another few swigs on my drink.

What turns you on more Liz, the fact Im going out with a ***** tonight or the fact that Im excited about it? I asked, standing there with a hand on my hip tapping my fingers against the bare skin above my black hot pants.

The only thing that turns me on is the fact that I can watch Hidden Depths for as long as I want without you interrupting it or moaning at me.