Alice screamed bloody murder at Bette Porter. Bette was hiding behind Whit laughing so hard she knew she was going to pee in her pants.

Alice was red faced and cursing Bette Porter for all she was worth. I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!!!! Tina poked Alice in her side. In all the excitement and Alice being so furious with one Bette Porter she had forgotten to pull her shorts back up after Bette jerked them down and ran.

I swear Porter you are worse than a child!!! Alice still screaming at Bette completely embarrassed. Everyone froze when they heard Alice call Bette a child. Just knowing that Bette was going to lose it and go off on the statement. Since her brain surgery and her mind leaving her like a child for so long.. That was a NO, NO to say.

Stepping from behind Whit, Bette approached Alice. Tina was worried of what was coming next and stepped closer.

Bette: Well you know what Ms. Alice P This child just embarrassed you ***** all to *****!! With that Bette jerked her shorts down again and took off laughing her ***** off jumping in the pool. (Cannon ball splashing everyone.)

Tina laughing just shaking her head. OMG, I’m going to have two kids soon.

The party was really rocking now and everyone was eating and drinking having a blast. It was Memorial day weekend and everyone was off including Whit and Stacey. Jennifer had been dating the blonde she met at Milk that night. Her name was Kim. Kit and Carmen of course were over messing with the music. Bette and Tina were in the pool kissing and hugging ignoring everyone around them.

Alice had been doing everything she could to get back at Bette. She just couldnt come up with anything. So she stomped off into the house to get some more ice. As she did she walked in on Whit and Stacey going pretty hot and heavy in the hallway. Hey get a room. Alice yelled. Whit mouthed over Staceys lips back at her. Yea tell that to Porter!

Oh Alice just had to know what that meant. She wouldnt stop bugging Whit until she caved. Breaking her lip lock on Stacey she told Alice how she stopped a speeding car. She thought there was only one person in it until the passenger raised their head out of the drivers lap. Guess who?? Yup Porter and Tina.

Alice ran in and got her ice out of the kitchen. Determined she was going to come up with a way to nail Porter and embarrass her back. She sat down beside Dana and began to think. Dana saw that look on her girlfriends face and knew something was coming.

Alice was ready. She was going to hit them with it good. She was going to embarrassed the pure living ***** out of Porter for pulling her shorts down.

Alice: Hey Porter, I hear you got stopped by the cops the other day.

Bette lowered her head knowing this was coming. Tinas face turned red pleading with Alice not to go any further.

Alice: So Porter. (yelling so everyone heard) I hear you were speeding and got pulled over by the cops with Tinas head in your lap. That must have been very embarrassing!!!

Bette looked up at Alice. Her face turning red with embarrassment. Yeah well Alice. It least I dont have hair growing back on my ***** like Peaches.

Bette now laughing dunkin under the water coming back up and kissing Tina on the lips. I got her again didnt I baby. You sure did Baby Tina said laughing at her wife giggling.

Alice pulled her shorts down to the side. Then Alice heard from behind her Shane busting out laughing. You do have hair growing on you ***** like Peaches!!! Alice turned around glaring at Shane and stomped off into the house with Dana on her heels. Everybody just busted out laughing.

And the party went on.