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One Way Street/ Soap Opera:101 : Chapter Three
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One Way Street/Soap Opera: 101 Chapter Three
Previously….
“Great. I’ll call Dana, Alice, Kit, and Shane, and tell them we’re meeting up at your apartment, tonight, at 0700.”
“Okay. I’ll see you then.”
“All right. And James?”
“Yes?
“Thanks for everything.”
“No problem. My sister has it coming for her.”
James’ Apartment. Everyone was there except Dana.
“I wonder what’s taking her so long?” asked Alice.
Then there was incessant knocking on the door.
“Ah. There’s my bunny rabbit,” said Alice. “I got it.” She walked to the door, but before letting Dana in, Alice asked, “What’s the password?”
“What password? Shut up, Yoplait, and let me in!” Dana screamed.
The gang laughed at the couple’s innocent bickering.
“Well then, who do you love, bunny rabbit?” asked Alice.
“I love you, you, you, my Yoplait,” replied Dana. “Now let me in, or I’m dumping your ass.”
Alice immediately opened the door. “Welcome babe.” Alice puckers up expecting a kiss but she was greeted with a jab to the shoulder.
“Jerk,” said Dana, then walked to the kitchen area where everyone was.
“Baby. I was only joking. Wait up.”
“Finally, it’s nice of you two to join us,” said Kit.
“Sorry guys. I didn’t mean to be late, but Tina came over,” said Dana.
“Tina’s at your place? Just as I have expected.” said Bette.
Dana shook her head. “Uh huh. You should have seen her,” Dana laughed. “Her hair was a mess. She was barefooted. She said something about jumping over someone’s yard, and their dog was chasing her. So, she had to fend for herself.”
The gang laughed.
“That’s my baby doll.” said Mrs. Kennard.
“Yep, that’s my sister. Resourceful, and crazy,” James laughs.
Bette chuckled, “All right, guys. Enough of this. We could either sit here and laugh at all the crazy things that Tina has done or get on with our mission: Humbling an Angel.”
“Yeah. Let’s do this. I’d like to make an appearance in this operation,” said Shane.
Bette laughed, “You will Shane. You will.”
“So, what’s next on the agenda?” asked Kit.
“Well, first, I want to thank Dana, who called immediately, and informed me that Tina was heading to the flower shop, which set forth our initial meet, and thank Mrs. Kennard for letting us know that Tina was.”
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ROFL Loved the Yoplait reference. God I’m still laughing over a grown woman egging a house. Shit I didn’t even do that when I was in high school. Assault with a deadly weapon…LMAO!!
dun-dun-dundun-dun-dun-dundun-dun-dun-dundundundun-DUNNNA-DUNNNA-DUNNNA-DUNNNA!Ok, that was my very lame attempt to type/hum the theme from Mission Impossible. This story is HIGH-LARIOUS! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to continue this story!”I love you, you, you, my Yoplait,” replied Dana. “Now let me in, or I’m dumping your ass.” Now that’s an ultimatium!!
this was damn funny, longer!!!!!!! still not fast enough!!!!!!! lol
I just love this story…I´m still laughing…but I´m also waiting desperatly for the next chapter of Go Ahead I Don´t Need You :-) Please post soon….
you know i read this at work early this morning… but i can’t comment at work… but like i said… you HAD ne fooled… and i love it… its nice to also see tina’s mom in on this joke… and too bad shane didn’t want to do a strip search… you never know she could had had another weapon hidden… lol… and i’m with B&T forever… i’ll help her egg your house… so type baby type…please continue
You asked why continue? Because it’s the journey not the destination that makes it worthwhile. And so far, I’m really enjoying the journey you’re taking us on. ;-) So, please do continue.
Uproariously funny! Lorddyinggee! I was feeling kinnda sleepy when I sat in front of my computer and was just about ready to go to bed. Now I feel like I just had a double espresso! Sofuckingfunny! Plleeeeaasssee go on! Cheers!
ROFLMAO..This is hilarious. Can’t wait to read more. Please post soon.
LMAO, this is great! Not confused anymore LOL! This was a great chapter! please post soon!
Crazy Xmas game. I hope Tina owns a strong heart. LOL
Sose WTF are you up to……very nice so do post soon :o)
still not invested…and if you change the end of the story, i’ll egg your house
This is so fucking funny and awesome. I laughing so hard and my stomach hurt and almost fall out of my chair. I’m so in love with this story and can’t wait to see more. Please post soon, thanks!
love Alice’s and Dana’s banter!..and grown women egging somebody’s house!!!hilarious…post soon=)
I was cracking up through this whole thing! Normally not a bad thing but I live in an apartment building and people are trying to sleep. I see Tina’s not the only wacky, just the most wacky.
i love it, please continue fast it is so funny