Dana furrows her brow and
grabs Alice’s constantly moving hands. Alice is staring off behind Dana.

Dana: Alice, tell me.

The words ring through her
head and make her think of Yoda’s master plan. Alice blinks a few times, looks
straight at Dana and blurts out what she’s wanted to say for months to her.

Alice: Dana, I love you!

Tonya: YOU WHAT?!?!

Dana and Alice turn to see
Tonya with her hands on her hips. She seemed a little agitated by Alice’s
comment.

Alice: Uh

Dana: Tonya, it’s not what
you think.

Tonya: Oh really?

Dana: Yeah, Al was just
wishing me good luck.

Alice: Uh yeah, I was.

Alice’s eyes darted back
and forth and she had a paranoid look on her face. At that moment Dana and
Tonya’s mothers decided to join the conversation.

Tonya’s mom: What’s going
on Tonya?

Tonya: I’m not sure mom,
but I think this one (pointing to Alice) is trying to get in the way of my and
Pookie’s big day.

Sharon Fairbanks: Is this
true Dana? Is Alice being a problem?

Dana: No mom, she’s

Tonya and her mom’s
ramblings cut off Dana.

Tonya: I just knew that
this would happen (Throwing her hands up into the air).

Tonya’s mom: (Reaching for
Tonya’s hand) Now baby, I’m sure that there’s a logical explanation.

Sharon: Yes Tonya, I’m sure
there is.

Tonya: I’m sure that we
can resolve this. Dana – have Alice removed.

Dana was utterly shocked
that Tonya would even suggest something of the sorts. Tonya and Dana’s moms
chimed in with their mutual agreement to Tonya’s request. It was all too much
for poor Dana to handle. Tonya, her mother, and Sharon were all ranting in
unison and Alice was flipping out at the whole situation. Before Dana knew what
was happening, Tonya had signaled over to two burly security guards to have
Alice removed from the premises. The threesome continued their verbal barrage
on Alice and her tactics while she was being escorted out. She looked over at
Shane for help. Just as Shane and the others were about to step in, there was a
loud yell.

Dana: STOP IT!

Everyone just froze. Dana
now had the microphone in her hand and had everyone’s undivided attention.