EPISODE 5- DANISH: FROM BEGINNING TO END

“Hey everyone! I decided to go ahead and get on with the actual relationship between Dana and me, because there are some great moments.

“So let’s skip ahead a while, shall we?”

“Morning baby.” Dana said as she wrapped her arms around Alice’s waist

“Mmm…I love waking up like this.” Alice grinned and turned over to kiss Dana

“Ok, stop. I was totally kidding about skipping that far ahead. How about we just skip ahead a few weeks to where Dana breaks up with Tonya. Yes, it took Dana three weeks from the point she said she wanted to be with me to actually break up with Tonya. Go figure.

“Ok, on with the damn story!”

“Pookie! Are you ready to go to dinner?” Tonya called out

Dana cringed at the nickname. “Be right there!” She called back

“Tomorrow you come home. I’m stoked.” Alice said over the phone

“I know.” Dana said, exhaustion evident in her voice

“You ok? You sound tired. Did you do it yet?”

“No, I haven’t. I don’t know if I can break up with her Al.”

“Dane! Yes you can!” Alice whined. “ If you do it, you can come home and be with me. If you don’t, I officially hate you for playing with my emotions.”

Dana chuckled. “I’ll do it over dinner.”

“Call me later.”

“Ok.” Dana said and hung up the phone. Taking a deep breath, she stood up and made her way over to where Tonya was waiting for her.

“Dana comes home tomorrow, huh?” Shane asked Alice as Alice sat back down

“Yep.” Alice smiled and took a swig of her beer

“She’s breaking up with Tonya, isn’t she?”

Alice’s smile got bigger. “Yep. But Shane, don’t say anything to anyone, ok?”

“Of course.” Shane smirked

“Look Pookie, they have-“

“Tonya, we have to talk.” Dana interrupted abruptly

“Ok?” Tonya said, startled. “What is it?”

“First of all, I hate it when you call me ‘Pookie’ all the time. It makes me feel like I’m 3.”

“I’ve been calling you Pookie for almost four months!” Tonya exclaimed

“Yes, I know.” Dana crinkled her nose. “Look Tonya,” Dana took a deep breath. “I can’t do this.”