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Road to Joy
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Alice woke up with a jolt as she felt something slither down her neck. It was cold. Scratch that, cold suggested some form of discomfort. This was freezing, and so far gone from uncomfortable that it really was in another ballpark.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY NECK!?!" Alice’s piercing question rang down Dana’s ears and for a second she regretted her little wake-up plan. Not because she was suddenly aware and concerned for Alice’s feelings, but rather because she wanted to have her hearing after she was done. "FUCK! WHA-"
The blonde turned suddenly in the bed as she jumped upright, causing Dana to lean backwards and subsequently fall off the bed and onto the floor. Her head popped up soon after to face Alice’s fury.
"Morning Al," Dana said brightly, a large smile spreading across her lips as she raised her hand to show Alice the ice she had run down her neck. Without a word Alice was out of the bed and on top of Dana, wrestling her hands to the ground. "I didn’t want you to sleep in so I -"
"Dana, there is something you need to know about me before we can continue this living arrangement," Alice breathed through gritted teeth, her eyes almost searing through Dana’s. "I like my sleep and I like my privacy. They are two things that no one, no matter how high and mighty they think they are, can EVER mess with. Because you haven’t known me for that long, I’m going to let this one slide. But… if you ever pull a stunt like that on me again, I’ll turn your nipples into a necklace. Got it?"
Dana nodded solemnly and waited for Alice to remove her hands, standing up quickly after she did; "You have to admit it worked. This is the most awake I’ve ever seen you."
"Don’t push your luck missy," Alice grumbled, tossing up the idea of going back to bed, but deciding against it and walking out to the kitchenette to make a coffee. "And I’d watch out. I’m going to get you back for that one. What time is it anyway?"
"Eight-thirty," Dana replied, placing two mugs onto the bench as Alice poured already made coffee into them both. "We have to be downstairs in half an hour."
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ROTFL oh man too funny, and tonya popping out of nowhere, haha omg and alice’s line, “I’ll turn your nipples into a necklace” lol kkep up the great work!!
LOL! AHAHAHA roflmao that was superb! omg thnk u so much..that was sum seriousli funni shit! I haven’t laughed that hrd in a while..thnx4makin me laugh bo! have a grt dai..post soon plz?
Oi…that was hilarious…I laughed for at least a whole min. ppl thinking I’m looney…ta-ra! I’m from Fl.
Yay for Tonya! That has got to be the funniest entrance ever. Like Adelefiz, I’m liking that Dana’s a bit of a player in this story. I laughed so much during the entire thing – fantastic! “Dana’s P.S.A. moment” – so funny, and so what Dana would do in a situation like that! Thank you for the update – I’m currently working on the next chapter of mine, but it might be a couple of days before I post it. Feel free to post another update (or twelve) of this terrific story in the meantime!
very funny! I just found your story late last week….and have enjoyed it very much so far! The parade of ex-lovers—-classic!
smashing my dear! you had me laughing the whole time. i love that tonya popped up out of nowhere. if only the writers of TLW would take their cues from writers like you.
loved it!
love this story bo – keep em coming. good job with the more frequent posting too. this was hilarious.
I cant believe all the girl and guys that jumped in to tell their little tale on the girls. and Sana still saying she slept with my brother boyfriend. Even Tonya had a say. Funny,Now they are really in trouble. thanks
This story has everything – humour, love – can’t wait to see where it goes.
Desperate to read your next post for this story – you can’t leave it in the air like this – please, please continue – love this story, it’s really got me gripped as it has the l.o.t. and I know you can take this on to an even higher level as you are such a talented writer.
LOL. This was too funny!!!! :D Wonder what Alice and Dana will do next.
mshahahahah for sure bo drama is good but comedy just kicks you had me rolling awesome job, i vote next chap is like 7 pages :P lol “A-And I slept with… well what seems to be half the population of journalists in America…”lol
that was so funny can’t wait to see what will happen next please post soon I love it
That was great! lol I had no idea it would end up like that. How crazy is it that everyone in the room got involved, Wonder if that would ever happen. It was hilarious, and you’re right there is no doubt they love eachother, even if they haven’t realized it yet. Great job, I love the way you’ve written this story, I can’tw ait for the update!!!!
This is such a funny story, I loved how everybody got involved. I can just imagine that really happening. Glad to see the crown and I agree. You can fight at your best when it’s with someone you love. (even if you don’t know it yet) Keep em coming!!
awesome chappy bo bo..post soon..guess i don’t get a shout out cause i didn’t comment last time..opps
Oh my God that was hilarious. That’s so Danish to have the whole freakin’ plan blow up in their faces! Great job! Don’t keep us waiting too long ;)
I really hope that you plan on updating soon! I’m getting sort of crazy, and I check at least 5 times a day to see if you’ve updated. Please don’t tell me that you have given up on this story. It’s one of the funniest Danish stories I’ve read, and you have such a knack for writting Danish! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE update! (Yes, it’s 5 in the morning. I’m a little delirious!)
well, you had me cracking up.