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    Chandelier – 38

    Story written on July 3, 2006 by tiff_duke.
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    Number of Comments: 32
    Words: 2083
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=61557
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    This is your life.

    "I can’t believe I didn’t know," Alice said, still evidently distraught, as her friends turned to give her their attention. "Me. Their oldest, and dearest friend."

    "Kit didn’t know," Jenny pointed out.

    "Yeah, and you didn’t either, so shut up," Alice snapped. "We’re talking about me here."

    Jenny shrugged.

    While Bette and Tina endured a conference with Kit regarding their relationship and what was sure to be a sermon on how she would be kicking their collaborative asses if they ever screwed their relationship again, Alice bemoaned her lack of information. After bearing the brunt of why-didn’t-you-tell-me, Helena had taken her leave, pleased that she no longer had to continue covering for Bette or Tina. When Jenny had arrived, and had been told the news, the writer had expressed a simple ‘it’s about time’ sigh of relief. No shock. No dramatics.

    A first for her, which meant the dramatics were now all in Alice’s script.

    Alice turned to Shane and Lara. "Did you know?"

    Both women, instead of answering, suddenly found something else of much interest.

    "You suck. You all suck." Alice declared. "You, Shane? Suck. Lara: suck. Jenny… well, you didn’t know, so you don’t. Helena sucks, big time. In fact, that bitch probably has a whole closet of secrets she’s keeping from me."

    "Suck."

    Alice paled, then turned to the one-year-old beside her. "No, Angelica, no. Mama B’s going to kill me if they find out you learned from Aunt Alice –"

    "Suck." Angelica repeated, enjoying the new word.

    Jenny, Lara and Shane all shot Alice a look.

    "You are so in trouble," Lara told Alice.

    Alice quickly reached panic levels. "Um… Popcorn. Milk. Hey, uh, say Alice."

    "Suck." Angelica grinned.

    "Aaaallliiccceeee." Alice drawled, trying to get Angelica to repeat her name. "Alice Alice Alice."

    "Suck." Angelica answered.

    "No," Alice shook her head. "Alice."

    Angelica looked at her.

    At least she’d stopped saying ‘suck’.

    Alice breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Mama," Angelica brightened.

    "Yes. That’s right. Mama." Alice agreed. "Keep saying that, and make Auntie Alice very glad because — "

    "Suck." Angelica grinned at her.

    "Nooo!!!" Alice wailed.

    "Alice, did I hear my daughter correctly?" Tina asked from behind Alice.

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    1. I`m FIRST!!!!!!!! I`ve been waiting for this….This is one of my favorites histories. Thank you for sharing it with us. I can go to bed now with a happy face xD

    5. I can really understand why Tina does not want to go back to the house. I think they would be best if they either got a new house or Bette moved into Tina’s. Sometimes a fresh start is just what the doctor ordered!. I love Angelica.

    6. “Aaaallliiccceeee.” Alice drawled, trying to get Angelica to repeat her name. “Alice Alice Alice.” “Suck.” Angelica answered. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG this chapter had me rolling. I’m guessing Angelica keeps saying “suck” (which while not a swear word doesn’t really sound very nice) because Alice said it after she said a name. I’m laughing about this now but I know I’ll be livid when my possible future children pick up bad language from someone who isn’t me.

    7. Alice is so in trouble if Angelica continues to say the word Suck. I wonder how many other words that Alice will teach Angelica before all is said and done. Nice to read that Kit did not do bodily harm to either her sister or Tina. Just love Angelica’s ability to defuse the situation. Loving this story.

    10. I just absolutely adore Angelica!! The way she says ‘suck’ everytime she hears ‘Alice’ and the way that the 2 Mommies exploit that situation were hilarious!! Glad to see that B&T’s relationship is in the open now. They can take it slow but don’t have to keep it a secret any longer.

    15. i absolutely adore angelica…i can just see her talking and looking with her big brown eyes…this chapter was so much fun…thanks

    17. I think Angelica has gone a long time without a diaper change. …Don’t ask me why that came to mind. …I love this story. Not only should actors never share the screen with a baby, neither should fanfic folks. Angie One Note – she knows just when to drop in! Thanks!

    18. How you make every single chapter into such a unique theme with the continuing running thread of this story amazes me. Love it, and you are right – Bette Porter is the Lesbain Master of the Universe! Gotta love that woman!

    19. Hey TD, Great to see that the gals’ secret is out in the open again. Wonderfully written as Alice and gang come to terms with the recently reunited Bette and Tina. Angelica’s comments were perfectly drawn. SO typical of a child to focus just on the one word that you do not want them to. I adored the ‘Alice, you… Suck!’ finale. This certainly is still the honeymoon stage but I know that with your talent this smooth road will still have a few twists and turns. Truly majestic and magical moments. Thank you for this masterpiece. Your Loyal Fan.

    22. This whole chapter sucked and it was very funny. I thought they were feeding Angelica solids? I llked that Helena ditched Alice after too much abuse. I don’t know why they would be upset with the word ‘suck’. Our first source of nourishment, and then, well, it can really feed the soul.

    27. Love this story, TD. “And you Alice,”Suck,” from the mouths of babes. Happy they don’t have to sneak around anymore.Post soon please.

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