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    Chandelier – 38

    Story written on July 3, 2006 by tiff_duke.
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    Number of Comments: 32
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=61557
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    This is your life.

    Alice turned quickly, and found Bette and Tina standing behind her. True to form, her three other friends were gone. "Oh fuh…" Tina’s stern look stopped that expression.

    "Mama," Angelica greeted.

    "Hey, sweetheart," Bette told her, then resumed her attention to Alice. "Alice?"

    "Suck." Angelica said proudly.

    The one-year-old’s parents both looked at Alice with unamused expressions.

    Alice sighed. "Today’s episode was brought to you by the letter S and not F, right?"

    "Don’t ever come near my daughter again," Bette said wearily. "Maybe I should strip you of that Earth Mother title, Alice."

    "Suck." Angelica said.

    Tina hesitated. "Alice."

    "Suck." Angelica repeated.

    "Oh, I love this," Tina grinned.

    "Tee, our daughter is swearing." Bette pointed out. She shot Alice a glare. "Nice going, Alice."

    "Suck." Angelica said on cue.

    Bette paused, then turned to Tina. "Wait a minute."

    "She is your daughter," Tina quipped, grinning, as Bette and Angelica grinned back at her.

    Alice frowned, not quite getting the shift in mood in her friends. "We’re not mad at me anymore?"

    "Of course we are," Bette told her. "But I guess we owe you an explanation.

    Alice, despite her earlier indignant sentiment, couldn’t help herself. "Wow, you’re really gonna give this another shot, huh?"

    Bette looked at her, confused, while Tina took a seat beside Angelica.

    "The ‘we’ thing." Alice said. "Thinking as a single unit again?"

    Bette and Tina glanced at each other. That very thinking had been something they both knew factored in their relationship’s initial demise. Their interdependence, especially Tina’s, which had led them to stop thinking thinking of the other as a partner, instead as an added responsibility.

    Tina turned back to Alice. "So do I still get the job of reeling Bette back?"

    "I’m pretty sure it’s a job you’re already enjoying," Alice replied, smiling at her friend. She had to admit, having Tina back, the other half of the couple she wanted to be when she grew up, meant a lot to her. "But, seriously, you two: why didn’t you tell me?"

    "And skip the part where we’re all giggling behind your back for your ignorance?" Bette asked.

    Alice turned to her. "You giggle now?"

    Bette looked at her. "Did I mention you just taught my daughter to swear?"

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    1. I`m FIRST!!!!!!!! I`ve been waiting for this….This is one of my favorites histories. Thank you for sharing it with us. I can go to bed now with a happy face xD

    5. I can really understand why Tina does not want to go back to the house. I think they would be best if they either got a new house or Bette moved into Tina’s. Sometimes a fresh start is just what the doctor ordered!. I love Angelica.

    6. “Aaaallliiccceeee.” Alice drawled, trying to get Angelica to repeat her name. “Alice Alice Alice.” “Suck.” Angelica answered. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG this chapter had me rolling. I’m guessing Angelica keeps saying “suck” (which while not a swear word doesn’t really sound very nice) because Alice said it after she said a name. I’m laughing about this now but I know I’ll be livid when my possible future children pick up bad language from someone who isn’t me.

    7. Alice is so in trouble if Angelica continues to say the word Suck. I wonder how many other words that Alice will teach Angelica before all is said and done. Nice to read that Kit did not do bodily harm to either her sister or Tina. Just love Angelica’s ability to defuse the situation. Loving this story.

    10. I just absolutely adore Angelica!! The way she says ‘suck’ everytime she hears ‘Alice’ and the way that the 2 Mommies exploit that situation were hilarious!! Glad to see that B&T’s relationship is in the open now. They can take it slow but don’t have to keep it a secret any longer.

    15. i absolutely adore angelica…i can just see her talking and looking with her big brown eyes…this chapter was so much fun…thanks

    17. I think Angelica has gone a long time without a diaper change. …Don’t ask me why that came to mind. …I love this story. Not only should actors never share the screen with a baby, neither should fanfic folks. Angie One Note – she knows just when to drop in! Thanks!

    18. How you make every single chapter into such a unique theme with the continuing running thread of this story amazes me. Love it, and you are right – Bette Porter is the Lesbain Master of the Universe! Gotta love that woman!

    19. Hey TD, Great to see that the gals’ secret is out in the open again. Wonderfully written as Alice and gang come to terms with the recently reunited Bette and Tina. Angelica’s comments were perfectly drawn. SO typical of a child to focus just on the one word that you do not want them to. I adored the ‘Alice, you… Suck!’ finale. This certainly is still the honeymoon stage but I know that with your talent this smooth road will still have a few twists and turns. Truly majestic and magical moments. Thank you for this masterpiece. Your Loyal Fan.

    22. This whole chapter sucked and it was very funny. I thought they were feeding Angelica solids? I llked that Helena ditched Alice after too much abuse. I don’t know why they would be upset with the word ‘suck’. Our first source of nourishment, and then, well, it can really feed the soul.

    27. Love this story, TD. “And you Alice,”Suck,” from the mouths of babes. Happy they don’t have to sneak around anymore.Post soon please.

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