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Epic Love Chapter 9
At the door…
Tina *blushing* : Hi! Bette, How are you?
Bette: Fine, happy to be here. Come on in
Tina: Thank you.
Bette: This are for you, *blushing*
Tina: Sunflowers, those are my favorites,,,, thank you, that’s very thoughtful of you.
Bette: *looking at the floor* Well I took a wild guess.
Shane: *whispering to Barbara* So fucking cute*
Barb: I told you..
Shane: That’s why I’m afraid of your hunches
Bette and Tina were oblivious of all the pair of eyes watching them….
Barb: *coughing* I’ll go the sushi so we can seat and start eating..
Bette: Sure, Tina? Shall we?
Tina: Well, thank you.
As Shane and I were at the kitchen, Tina enters…
Tina: Hey girls, how are you? Everything ok? This sushi looks extremely fine…..and I need to put these flowers in water…
Shane starts laughing and I and to punch her with my elbow while Tina is looking for a vase
Barb: ehhhhhhhhh, Sure, I took a class a few years ago.
Shane: Yeah, right
Tina is giving me this very puzzled look
Barb: Come on, I’m starving, Tina, can you help us?
Tina: Sure, I’ll take that one and you can take the rest…
Shane: That was close. Jajajajaja
Barb: Well, if you can’t keep your face straight…..No,,,,, you can’t, Oh God, we’re fucked..
Shane: HA! Not Funny..
Barb: Payback is a bitch, don’t you think?
Shane: Ok ok, let’s go to the table so we can see everybody.
We arrived at the table and they were waiting for me and Shane to get things started..
Everybody is cheering me because of the sushi, I have to keep the charade long enough and I can’t do it if Shane makes funny faces and mocking me, so I sit and start eating with the rest…
Alice: Barb, I didn’t know you had it in you..
Barb: What do you mean?
Alice: Well, everybody knows that cooking is not a “Porter” skill, Bette here can burn water
Barb: Really? What about you Kit?
Kit: I can cook really well, but Bette, well, she invented “take out food” concept.
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(32 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
Cool…I am liking a clueless Bette. This story is funny. Next post please.
Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I know what it’s like to watch a family member be sick and there’s nothing you can do but be there for them. Clueless Bette…LMAO! I too could burn water. I burnt a grilled cheese sandwich in a sandwich maker. =O
i was a silent reader but i decided to left a comment, i think that you already know that this story is great! i enojoyed everytime i read it, i really hope that you will get better time, and be strong and supportive for your family, take care!
Babysis I commented on the story earlier, I didn’t read your opening comments about your grandmother, I hope things get better for her, I am sure she sees your strength and it encourages her to get better. As for your best friend moving away I know it’s not the same but with so much technology today she will feel like she’s right around the corner. Keep your head up.
Bette seems pretty clueless at what is going on around her right now. Sorry your grandmother is ill. My husband has cancer in both lungs now so we are fighting the same battle. He also has Leukemin So it hard on the whole family. Just write when you can and be there for your Grandmother. thanks
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Another great chapter babysis! Its so freaking halarious! I hope you post again soon!
Bette is funny and cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this was funny! i especially loved “Ow who just kicked me? was it you alice?” “No i did not just kick you!” Soooo typical alice
Sorry to hear about your grandmother. You will be in my thoughts. Do you think that Tina will teach me to cook. I know how to work the microwave but that is about it. Bette is a hoot. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
I’m laughing my ass off. Thanks for the props.