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Epic Love Chapter 9
Barb: Again with the “WE”. Calm down Bette, I got it cover. You’ll get your date with Tina, but you have to use our famous “Porter Charm”.
Bette: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
Barb: We are family Bette, and I feel like we can be friends either, we just need more time together including Kit.
Bette: You’re right
At the door….
Dana: Hey Tina! I’m so sorry I’m late, training was awful and my manager wanted to talk to me and.
Tina: its ok Dane, you just missed a great sushi.
Shane and I choked……Still trying to maintain a straight face and that got us very strange looks.
Dana: Hello everybody
Everybody: Hi!
Tina: Guys, This is Dana Fairbanks, one of my best friends from school. Dana this is Barbara Porter my roommate and some family, maybe you know them, Bette Porter and Kit Porter
Dana: Nice to meet you.
Tina: And Alice Pieszecki and Shane McCutheon
Alice and Shane: Hi…
Dana: Hi, nice meeting you guys….Especially Barbara; I’ve heard good things about you.
Barbara (flushing): Thank you, I’m glad you heard good things, that can change…over the years. You have perfect timing; we just got out the dessert.
Dana: Sweet!!!! I’m starving.
Barbara: Guys, is it ok with you if we eat dessert at the living room? We could be more comfortable that way.
Bette: That’s an excellent idea.
I’m making “head signs” to Bette to rush and sit next to Tina, but she doesn’t get it, she’s looking at me with a puzzle look. I keep doing the signs until she finally gets the idea and rush to seat next to her.
Shane (laughing): Are you ok? It looks like your head is going to spin.
Barb: Bette has No CLUE, We need to help her.
Shane: WE?????
Barb: Ok, I need to help her.
Shane: That’s not entirely true, you don’t need to help her, you “want” to help her.
Barb: Semantics….
Shane: I’m serious,
Barb: I know you are,
Shane: Just be careful ok.
Barb: I’ll be careful. Now I really want something sweet. (Looking at the living room full of people, and putting an arm around Shane’s shoulder) I think I’m going to enjoy being here. Come on, let’s get some dessert.
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Resolution
Nothin’ but an empty page
Breathin’ in an open space
Captured by your moments grace again
There’s so much I left behind
Even more that waits in time
Everything’s so undefined
I’m standin’ on the edge of my fear
And I see it clear
Here’s my resolution
I’m letting go
All I need to learn is
Along this road
And I just want to be the best man
I can be
Breathe
It’s my resolution
Livin’ life without a plan
Findin’ solace where I stand
Learnin’ how to love again
And all I want is somethin’ real
That I can feel
Here’s my resolution
I’m letting go
All I need to learn is
Along this road
And I just want to be the best man
I can be
Cause here’s my resolution
I’m letting go
All I need to learn is
Along this road
And I just want to be the best man
I can be
Breathe
It’s my resolution
My resolution
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(32 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
Cool…I am liking a clueless Bette. This story is funny. Next post please.
Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I know what it’s like to watch a family member be sick and there’s nothing you can do but be there for them. Clueless Bette…LMAO! I too could burn water. I burnt a grilled cheese sandwich in a sandwich maker. =O
i was a silent reader but i decided to left a comment, i think that you already know that this story is great! i enojoyed everytime i read it, i really hope that you will get better time, and be strong and supportive for your family, take care!
Babysis I commented on the story earlier, I didn’t read your opening comments about your grandmother, I hope things get better for her, I am sure she sees your strength and it encourages her to get better. As for your best friend moving away I know it’s not the same but with so much technology today she will feel like she’s right around the corner. Keep your head up.
Bette seems pretty clueless at what is going on around her right now. Sorry your grandmother is ill. My husband has cancer in both lungs now so we are fighting the same battle. He also has Leukemin So it hard on the whole family. Just write when you can and be there for your Grandmother. thanks
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Another great chapter babysis! Its so freaking halarious! I hope you post again soon!
Bette is funny and cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this was funny! i especially loved “Ow who just kicked me? was it you alice?” “No i did not just kick you!” Soooo typical alice
Sorry to hear about your grandmother. You will be in my thoughts. Do you think that Tina will teach me to cook. I know how to work the microwave but that is about it. Bette is a hoot. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
I’m laughing my ass off. Thanks for the props.