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The Long and Winding Road chp 35
The long and winding road chapter 35
“Great — baby shower at my place by the beach – kicking off at about 4pm “
Bette got up
“Need the toilet “
They all waited making small talk until she had vanished inside the house.
“This is going to be good “ Shane laughed “Do you think she suspected ? “
“No “ Tina said “She has no idea that by the time her monster son arrives she we will have exchanged vows again “
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Tina pulled Bette into her arms as the evening wore on and they were all sitting around the pool. After her announcement and the aftermath the subject had not been raised again.
Helena and Shane had got into a long debate about society’s attitudes to gay women as opposed to gay men and that had gone on for over an hour.
“Okay – who was the first women that you knew was gay when you were growing up – I bet you knew more openly gay men than gay women “ Helena challenged Shane and the others “ Come on guys – lets tell each other gay stories — first gay woman “
“So who was the first gay women you knew Helena ? “
“Simple — my father’s secretary was a lesbian – she was tall and god she was sexy and she was hired because he didn’t want my mother thinking that he was knocking her off – which he wasn’t – my dad was a very faithful man but he also didn’t want the hint that he was messing around. She was the only gay woman I think I met until I was about 16 and my school hired a language teacher who told us on her first day that she was a dyke – and that makes my point that I grew up in a very privileged way with more diverse friends than most people and I only knew two gay women until I went to University “
“Helena has a point Shane – when I was in high school there were outwardly gay male students but not females which was a pity cos I would like to have met a few “ Bette said.
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(33 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
Mate, Madge was worth every penny, she was awesome, and every bit as good as the two other times I have seen her! As for the chapter – that was awesome too!
ally..thanks for the update and I must say I paid $250 for my Madonna ticket but I would pay much more than that to see what you suggested. : )
good! this kind of cool little talk is good for everyone!
God, I can remember the old days when dear Madonna was first making her mark. She’d trawl the East Village in a limo looking for tasty Puerto Rican boys. I believe she usually found them. Anyway, I still think Bette’s transferring. Why would Alice’s observation that Bette was and is protective of Tina be a reason for Bette to take offense? Personally, I think Alice is an annoying churl, but then I don’t claim to be her friend.
Beautiful AllyE, just freaking beautiful. Love this story and your writing in your own inimitable style, you do such a beautiful job with our girls. Love it. Thank you.
Loved this chapter Ally—kept having to stop reading cause I was laughing so much. Really needed a good laugh after work and another upsetting thing that happened today or should I say didn’t happen. I just love your sense of humour—Thanks my friend.
Good chapter. They are funny, and Alice need to shut her mouth or Tina going to kill her. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Just like old times at the Planet. All the gang (missing Dana) sitting around the table and laughing at someones expense. I miss those good times. Thanks for reminding us what the show use to be like.
Liked all the stories about their past dramas with women – fun chapter.
If they played out one of your NC-17 I would chip in a kidney too.
Awesome as always
Good as ever, thanks Ally.
This is the kind of stuff I’d love to see on the show. Very funny chapter! On the subject of the first gay women we ever knew, that’s a tough call. I’m sure I knew a few but we didn’t float in the same circle or anything.
“Every baby needs 2 dyke God Mothers” LOL, great job as usual Ally :o)
Great as usual! Loved the banter. Thanks Ally.
as delightfull as always :) hmmm first gay women i ever knew….thinking hard i can say tht till highschool not a single one or maybe my gaydar was not strong enuff coz in india it was more closeted..highschool my chem professor ..I turned her bi :)
I LOVE THIS STORY!
Alice is really pushing Bette, Tina will be there to protect her tho.Think I rather have Bette on my bad side than Tina. Tina hits . thanks
Ally I love, love, love your stories!