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    Mrs. & Mrs. Porter *Twist of Mr. & Mrs. Smith*

    The two women sat next to each other in big chairs, with their arms and legs crossed. They looked at each other and looked away as they sat in front of their therapist.

     

    “How do you two feel about each other?” The man sat back in his chair with his pen in hand. Bette looked at Tina and sighed heavily.

     

    “I don’t know, everything became boring with us. It’s like everything has changed since we’ve married five years ago.”

     

    Tina glanced over at Bette. “It’s six,” Bette looked over at Tina with a smile.

     

    “No, I remember it being five.”

     

    “No, it’s six.” Bette shook her head.

     

    “I really don’t want to get into this.”

     

    The therapist cleared his throat. “How did you two meet five or six years ago?” Bette and Tina looked at each other and smiled.

     

    Five (or six) years ago…

     

                    Bette was sitting at a bar in Cancun, taking a drink of her beverage. She looked up at the mirror above her and saw the people around. She heard shouting and yelling coming from outside and continued to drink. Tina walked into the bar, but was stopped by two men. She stood still with her hand close to her thigh. She raised her hand under her white linen skirt where she had a small knife. Bette turned around and saw the men. She reached around and placed her hand on her gun tucked away in her pants. The two women made eye contact and never looked away from each other.  Bette raised her hand and began to walk towards them.

     

    “I’m sorry for the misunderstanding gentlemen, the woman is with me.” Bette wrapped her hand around Tina’s waist and walked away. They walked towards Bette’s room and walked in. Bette closed the door, and they leaned against it. They looked at each other and smiled.

     

    “I’m Bette,” Tina licked her lips and smiled softly.

     

    “Tina, nice to meet you.”

     

    “Would you like to join me tonight for dancing?” Tina bit her lip and nodded.

     

    “I would love to.”

     

                    The night went on as the two women arrived at the small bar as the music played in the background. They ordered shots upon shots and walked over to a table. Bette took a seat, and Tina sat down on her lap. Tina smiled and picked the glass. She brought it to her lips and shot her head back. She licked her lips and smiled at Bette. Bette smiled and took a shot. Tina leaned forward and rested her head on Bette’s. They stared into each other eyes, and Bette ran her hand up and down Tina’s back.  Bette looked down and looked up at Tina.

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    Comments

    1. I’m with Lamentamini. I could totally see Bette and Tina in these roles. If no story had popped up soon I was about to write something myself and i totally suck at writing stories. Anyway, I can’t wait for the next installment. Please continue.

    2. Very very very very promising!!! Saw the movie, liked it but didn’t buy the couple Pitt/Jolie… But Beals/Holloman a.k.a Porter/Kennard??? … Yeah baby! Where do I sign? … Please continue!

    3. Hey AKC–Loving your story and would like to see you continue, which is saying a lot b/c i didn’t really like the movie. See how a bad premise can become great when it involves Bette and Tina….LOL

    4. Hey ACB, Sweet to have ya back and drawing me in with this delightul and intriguing beginning. I could just envision the Tango that got the gals all hot and sweaty in each others arms. And then the balcony as the rain fell but the temperature rose and took them ever higher. Wowwee! Am loving this new take of the wonderful adventures of Bette and Tina. More please as this is awesome writing. Thank you for this gift. Your Loyal Fan.

    5. I’m liking this! Why would Hollywood have the guts to portray an intriguing couple, only lesbian, going about their nefarious business with style and elan? …Curiously, I didn’t think Angie and Brad had much screen chemistry in the original. As you’ve written this, I think it would really work with Bette and Tina as the leads. Spy movie over sappy domestic drama that the L Word has become – that would be a distinct improvement. I wish that you could make it so! Thanks for the great adaptation start.

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