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Stained – Chapter 18 (long due yet again…)
Chapter 18
T minus three hours and two minutes
It is not often that one has a chance to see Bette Porter being a complete nervous wreck. It is even rarer that one actually lives to tell the tale. Three hours and two minutes before her first official date with Tina Bette Porter resembled a suicidal, blind rabbit on speed; she was a danger to herself and those around her.
That is exactly why Dana and Shane were trying their very best to make themselves invisible, all the while trying to dodge the numerous objects that were thrown in their general direction.
“How can I have more clothes than there are people in China and still have nothing to wear?” Bette screamed hysterically.
Suddenly she pointed her finger at Dana.
“YOU!”
The athlete squeaked and nearly jumped a hole in the ceiling.
“Tell me what time it is!”
“Sir, yes, sir!”
She looked to Shane in utter panic.
The dark haired girl grinned and glanced at her watch.
“Chill, Bette. You’ve got three more hours le…”
“WHAT???”
Bette’s panicked yell even managed to startle Shane.
“OhmygodohmygodohmygodI’mnevergonnamakeitI’mdoomed!”
Loud laughter erupted from the hallway and seconds later Alice walked in, holding a video camera.
“Keep going, keep going! This is pure gold…”
Bette’s head jerked in Alice direction. Her eyes narrowed, shooting the blonde a death stare that could have made an army of hungry tigers flee. Not Alice, though.
“Oh come on, Porter. Don’t think for a second that all that facial movement is gonna make me stop. This is amazing stuff. People pay huge amounts of money for this kind of footage. Actually, I think I will show it to Tina when you guys get back…”
At the mention of Tina’s name Shane’s eyes shot wide open.
“Oh shit,” she mumbled and then she hissed, “Alice, back away slowly… No, screw that. RUN!!!”
But it was already too late. Bette leaped forward, pushing Alice to the ground and landing right on top of her.
“GIMME THAT!”
“You’ll have to pull it from my cold, dead hands!” the reporter cried out.
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(48 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
pure joy. gold. flowers.
so now is there gonna be an update tonight, or is it gonna take another 2 months…….lol (felt like rubbing it in) so bring on the steamy build up of a date!!!!!! like NOW!!!!!
Now that Alice has gotten rid of some of Bette’s nerves…bring on the date. Will you post before season 4 starts? lol…just kidding.
HAAAA OMG a suicidal, blind rabbit on speed; how do u do it noc??! i have this stupid grin plastered on my face!! excellent more soon plz
LMAO! Alice is wacked!
absolutely hillarious! but i sense trouble with the “borrowed” flowers. Keep it coming!
With Bette’s luck, Tina will be allergic to the flowers and has a sneezing attack with her eyes watering, and itchy. Even in the car and on Bette’s clothing. Ya know, the pollen.
thankyou thankyou for posting!!!
That was so fucking funny, I laughing my ass of. Ok now let see their date, thanks!!!!!!!
With Bettes luck.they will forget to remove the card from the sender to Bette. I would have already killed Alice a long time ago. thanks
thank GoD, Buddha, and L Ron Hubbard you have posted again!!
What kind of flowers did Alice steal from Bette? And they must have been good for Alice to have eaten them all. Hope school is going well. Post when you can.
First recycled vows from tiff_duke’s story, and now recycled flowers. LMFAO Man this is kickass! PPS!
I must agree with Alice on this…”Keep going, keep going! This is pure gold…” Ahhh yes, NocT, this is pure gold. Thank you for posting….more please!!!
Yehaaaa you’re back and this was hilarious!!!!! I’ve missed you and your crazy story :o)) Bette don’t take the flowers, just tell Tina the truth about Alice, she will like that story LOL. Next post….in a month??? LOL, post as soon as possible.
Swear to god, if it takes you another two months before you get to that date, I will look like a suicidal rabbit on speed when I make a rather fine impression of Bette chasing Alice around her mansion. Just fyi. Oh, by the way, it was a great update, not matter how late it came.
Hey Noc, Brilliant to have you back continuing this delightful and spirited tale. The interplay between the gals was perfect as all the little moments made it a special scene. Your Dialogue was playful. Can;t wait to see what happens on the date itselfs now. So typical of Alice to be at the troublesome side of the situation. More please and sooner would be greatly appreciated. Your Loyal Fan.
well the good point is that finally you make it! you can reward us with a lovely NC17 chapter! LOL! glad to read about your fic again! welcome back
Hmm… Knowing you, the flowers will have a card saying ‘Bette I wanna have your baby’ Or something similar! LMFAO what a hilarious chapter yet again, I don’t know you you do it, little one… But you got poor old exhaused mom rolling off her chair laughing! Thanks!