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    If It Is Meant To Be….Revisited….Chapter 5

    Story written on July 23, 2007 by Seahurst.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=66302
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    Keeping abreast of the times.

     

    "Oh God.." Tina moaned, gently rolling onto her back, her shoulders screaming at her for even that slight movement. Staring at the ceiling, afraid to move again she had to admit to herself that she might have overdone it just a wee bit at the gym the day before.

    Moaning in agony Tina rolled back onto her side and then stiffly pushed herself first into a sitting position, and then out of bed, wondering if her new membership to the gym was worth this torture. She decided to blame her doctor for this extreme discomfort, since it was only after Tina had received the results of her annual blood tests that she had suddenly decided her running routine wasn’t keeping everything as firm as she wanted.

    Of course, it wasn’t the doctor’s fault at all, but Tina wasn’t above blaming her after reading the last sentence of the results. The paper went on to say things like, ‘your thyroid is fine, your cholesterol level is good at 173, blood pressure within the normal ranges.’ But, it was that last item on the list that had Tina all of a sudden pumping weights three times a week.


    ‘Your ovarian hormones suggest that you are menopausal.’


    It seemed to Tina that the moment she read that, her arms suddenly had flab hanging down like her grandmother’s, that her knees started to ache every time she went up a flight a stairs, and her nipples, along with the rest of her breasts starting pointing towards her toes, rather than straight out.

    "Uggh!!" But, was this pain worth her attempt to get back her firm body? It had to be dammit!

    Wanting to take a relaxing hot shower, Tina lifted her arms above her head, and reaching up grabbed the top of the bathroom door frame to try and stretch her shoulder muscles first. Standing on her toes, and hanging on tight, Tina slightly leaned forward and then back, moaning louder with each rocking motion. Raising her head, she looked at herself in the medicine cabinet mirror…and, that’s when it happened…….

    Tina squealed with delight as staring right back at her was her breasts. NO NO NO! Not her breasts of twenty seconds ago…but her breasts of 20 years ago!!! Oh my God! There they were, standing tall and proud…her nipples gloriously and proudly facing front and center!!!

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    1. Very very funny – and so sweet of Bette to put the love of breasts into the context of a lifetime not just the days of youth. I am sorry you aren’t feeling so inspired I know what you mean the show has sputtered a bit and is not as inspiring but fanfic makes up for what we are missing from the show. Hope you will write when the spirit moves you and also let us know where else we can read your great wriiting.

    2. i knew it had to be you b&tf. just cant stay away from the site. SEA- that was over the top. i to wonder if i will ever have that body again. the whole 51 thingy is just sad. yes i to remember the song. loved the story and would love to have more. thanks.

    3. Loved this,but at my age when I take my bra off at night I get an instant face lift and look 20 years younger. thanks for anyone with 3 children and over 40. thanks

    5. Going through it as we speak. Sea this was too funny………and the level of intrigue for Tina was just hilarious. Totally pictured her doing it.

    6. hahahahaha, you are way too funny, but quite right as well. A friend of mine just paid 6000.00, she’s 42 to get back those 20yrold boobs…she’s living in pain, can’t lift anything and will forever now have a scare that runs along the bottom on each breast and then up and around her nipple….You should have written this sooner so I could have told her of your invention…me, well let’s just say at 41…well, ah, well, I’m walking around waving high in that air….thanks!!!

    7. SEA you are a trip!!!! Your truly know how to make the best of a situation. And BTW, I loved Bette’s reasoning. I hope when I get to be that age I have such a wonderful partner!

    9. You are too freakin funny, you could take this exercise to Womams National Park in upstate NY and start a fundraiser for something. Sorry your not inspired to write anymore l word fan fics but you’ll have to shake that off cause you have so many fans.Thanks for your stories. Md

    11. OMG!!!! That was to funny. I am 38 with two kids. Mine went south a long time ago. I juat they don’t go to far south. I so hope you will try to write more. You are to great of a writer to let how the show is going to stop you. Thanks

    12. SEA… that was great… being one of your fans in the over 50 club… but for me anyway… just holding my arms above my head would not do to much… lol… loved this chapter… and i know exactally how you feel about writing… the show has me so far down in the dumps… thank god my story takes place at the beginning of their relationship… and i don’t intend for them to ever cross the cheating line… (PS… you going to the LA convention… let me know i would love to meet you)

    13. So funny. It’s great that you took this little episode and turned it into a delightful story starring our favorite characters. Your talent is there – share it whenever you can. Please.Thank you!

    15. OH MY GOD!!!! Laugh? No I wouldn’t even call it laughing!! It was freaking HYSTERICAL!!!!! Bravo Sea, this really made me grabbing my…TUMMY in stitches. Okay, I admit at 37 I was also checking. I too raised my arms a few times. Thank goodness there doesn’t seem to be any damage yet, BUT at least when there is, I can now recall this humor and hopefully I’ll laugh like no ones business. Thanks for such an entertaining chapter. :-))

    16. Sea…You’re the best! I am sorry that TLW doesn’t inspire you to write fanfic anymore. I hope that changes b/c you’re surely one of the best on this site. This story was brilliant and true! Please write some more. You’ve such talent.

    19. Oh Sea, that was hysterical! I was about to write something that just would have COMPLETELY embarassed me, so I’ll let it go for now. Sorry the show doesn’t inspire you more, but thanks for entertaining us when you can! BTW, I have to say it’s always nice to have that friend like JWet that will follow your example and laugh right along with you! I have a few of those from this site and I’m going to ask them later today if they’ve done this experiment! LOL! Thanks!

    21. 53…can definitely relate! Great post on our vanity. But fine wine does get better with age, right? PPS! You can always write about our girls at different ages for variety’s sake! Three kids, hmm? Was Marcus still the sperm donor?

    22. So funny! Being 48, I can relate. Gravity sucks! I wish the show inspired you more. I presonally am looking forward to a B&T reunion in season 5 (Please IC). Anyway, great writing!

    23. I’ve just skimmed over this (will come back and read later) and can tell you I am nowhere near menopausal age and can not for the life of me remember “young boobs.” Well, maybe when I was 12. LOL! Surgery works wonders for sure. ;) Perhaps I really am older than 27. =O

    24. That is funny as hell. I had just walk out of the bathroom, after having my arms in the air, sayng I need to go lift weights. I turn on the comuputer instead and read your story. Freakin funny. Now to go lift weights.(lol).

    27. To quote Chuck Berry “‘c’est la vie’ say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.” You know, I really didn’t need the reminder. Personally, I think Tina’s shoulders are sore from holding her arms above her head.

    30. HILARIOUS!!! Sea, I just turned 40 and was laughing my ass off as I was reading this. From the working out at the gym to the raising your arms over your head ,this chapter was Brilliant! I laughed as I did your little “experiment” in my bathroom mirror and thought to myself, “How many readers has Seahurst managed to disrobe from the waist up, with this one chapter?” **those are some serious skills, woman! LOL!*** I was dissappointed to read that you have been un-inspired to contiue writing about this show. I’ve lost interest in the show as well, and have taken to reading the stories on this site as a substitute for a poorly written show. I hope you’ll reconsider ? Your stories help all of us keep the faith of a B & T reunion. Ciao.

    31. Too funny Sea, and so true. First of all to all of you young uns who seem to think that because your still in your 30’s or early 40’s that fortunately your not quite ready to relate, let me enlighten you. Did you start your period early, you know 12 or 13, did you know one usually follows the other. Try being pre-menapausal at 35, oh yes, hot flashes and all, and the only thing that means is that the fringing thing lasts longer. You kinda go through phases, it starts, it stops, then it starts again, till eventually your pretty much done try 13 years later. Now don’t get all depressed, its not really that bad. But gravity that litte sucker does take hold (well not really it actually seems to just let go), and trust me it doesn’t help if you played sports back when the idea of a sports bra was about 15 years from happening. You can lift your arms, you can lift your chest doesn’t matter cos its just wishful thinking. I’ve thought about surgergy, but its kinda like the gray hair, I’ve earned and enjoyed getting here, and as long as I get to keep going I’m gonna keep going forward with what I’ve got. Haven’t any of you ever seem the episode of “The Golden Girls” when Dorothy enlightens Blanche to the advantages of being on your back versus on top. Doesn’t matter how many times I see that one it still cracks me up.

    32. That was, by far, very droll…. You shoulda been a Wanker mon amis.. Extremely funny… But, my tits don’t sag… One advantage of being Queen of the itty bitty titty club… LOL, rock on dot com

    33. That was hilarous. At 22 I was fighting with not flinging them over my shoulder due to size. Then at 25 they were finally what I had hoped for. Now at 48 well I can fling them over my shoulder again. As long as I don’t trip over them as I walk I am okay with them. Sorry the show has you not wanting to write. I know the feeling and I don’t even write. It is because of authors like you that give us a chance to believe again in love and a soulmate.

    34. this is B&TF from giasony’s computer: this was hilarius, made me wanna re-read the whole story again…i hope you get inspired to write more, we need your stories….i’m having fun in vancity ;)

    35. Awww Seahurst, I read this story this monring while at work and could not comment but, oh gosh, it is uproarishly funny. Being older than any of you, I titally (pun intended) relate. As Garfield says, “I resemble that remark.” Funny as hell. Please keep posting we miss you. PPS

    37. that was funny and very sexy all at the time. I worry even at 33 that my body especially my stomach is undesirable cause of my strech marks from having a baby but you made me feel just a little less embarrassed or feeling undesirable.Thank Sea for bringing humor into getting older.

    39. Another great one! Have you seen the previews for the coming season? Yeah, I know it’s probably just a teaser, but where would we be without hope, right?! Your stories have always been better than the show, so if you need inspiration, re-read your stories!

    40. I’m sorry but this is so funny to me, I can only imagine Tina with her arms up wiggling her brows trying to get Bette attention lol hahahahaha

    41. OMG, re-reading this one and I love it!! My breasts have made the downward trip but if JB was caressing them, I wouldn’t be embarrassed.
      BTW, this old server is MUCH faster than the new one. Can we stay with it??

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