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Another Day at the Planet – A Back Home Again Interlude
“No way!” Alice screamed the words so loudly that half of the patrons in The Planet turned to look at her. Not noticing nor caring, Alice let out another scream, this one of, “Oh my God!”
Even with all the attention that Alice was drawing, Shane still managed to keep her aloof veneer intact as she leafed through a magazine. Paige joined them, taking a seat next to Shane.
“What’s up with her?” Paige asked, motioning towards Alice.
“I think she’s talking to Bette.”
“I was wondering who could draw such a response.”
“Anyone could draw such a response,” Shane replied, still browsing the magazine.
At those words Shane found herself the target of a wadded napkin tossed by Alice.
“And she’s very good at multitasking,” Shane added, tossing the projectile from her lap onto the table.
A moment later, Alice shut the phone. “You guys will not believe this.”
Paige leaned forward. “Try us.”
“Did Shane tell you about Bette’s breaking and entering plan?”
“Yeah.”
“So, after we scale barbed wire fences, fend off wild snarling attack dogs, and commit several minor infractions of the California penal code, guess how that all turns out?”
To this Paige shrugged.
“She didn’t do it.” Alice explained, looking incredulous.
“Didn’t do what?”
“She didn’t give the sign to Jodi.”
“No way.” Shane delivered her reply in a flat tone, not even looking up from the article.
“Oh my God,” Paige added, not showing any more emotion than her girlfriend.
Alice crossed her arms and leaned back in the chair. “I hate you both. I can’t believe she comes up with this grand gesture, and then gets cold feet.”
“Does that mean she’s home?” Paige asked.
“Nah. She said she needed some time to think or some other story. I think she’s just a fraidy cat.”
“What’s she afraid of?” Shane asked, putting the magazine aside in favor of the coffee.
“She’s afraid I’ll kill her for making us try to kill ourselves for some hunk of crap that she doesn’t even pass along like she was supposed to.”
“I’m sure she had a very good reason, Alice.” Paige interjected, trying to keep the blonde woman from becoming too worked up.
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I’m glad you wrote about what was happening back in L.A. I can’t wait for Alice’s reaction that Tina met Bette in North Carolina.I liked Shane’s reaction.
Alice is going to be the *only* one surprised that Tina’s taken up with Bette again… thanks for the post, pseud.
Can’t wait till they fond out their together in NC! PPS
so exciting…love the dialog, so funny, you totally got the whole alice/shane dynamic
Yeah, Tina met someone. That someone came down from NY because she could not follow through with that damn sign and drive that tractor (thank God).
I liked that.
Alice is so funny and crazy but gonna love her!
Hahahaha…I really love your humour. You really have a handle on these TW ladies…your dialogue is convincing. Thanks for the brief interlude…it was genuinely fun!
That was great! Shane is so laid back, Alice so the opposite. Thanks!
I hate you for giving us such a brief update! ; ) I kid, I kid, always happy to see a post from you. I’d almost forgotten about Paige. I was like, Paige who? Then I recalled, oh right, Mt. Terminatrix…. Looking forward to more!
I’m just so glad to see your post. As usual, you’ve nailed Alice to a tee. Thanks for the chapter. pps.
well who could get over tina??? thx. post when you can.
I love the interlude. I have a feeling Kit and Shane may suspect. I can’t wait for Alice’s reaction to Bette and Tina trying to work things out.