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The Closet
Bette and Tina were home from work together, seeing as Bette decided to give Tina a ride home, and they made their way through their backyard from the driveway. As they talked, they also noticed something in their bedroom window. Keeping themselves hidden, they spotted Alice, Dana and Shane looking around their bedroom.
"What the fuck?" Bette asked as she opened the backdoor and threw down her briefcase on the table as Tina followed.
Quickly, Bette and Tina made their way into their bedroom and saw only the end of Dana’s arm being pulled into the closet. Bette turned to Tina, winking before turning back around to face the closet. She had an idea that would draw a confession out of their friends in no time.
"Wow." Bette said, moving in closer to Tina. "I can’t wait to have sex."
Tina looked to Bette, easily figuring out her plan. Bette knew their friends have to jump out sooner or later if they kept it up. As Tina realized what Bette was doing, she played along as she moved in to Bette and pulled Bette in close to her.
Bette and Tina decided to make it as obvious as they could, while still grossing out their friends – it would be a battle of (dirty) wits. Alice, Dana and Shane cringed as Tina followed Bette’s declaration.
"Yeah, let’s have sex." Tina smiled, her back to the other as she tried not to laugh. "Let’s have sex right here."
Bette smiled at Tina as she began to kiss her, also trying not to laugh at what she figured they’d be saying in the closet.
"Oh fuck." Alice panicked, bringing her hands to her head as she continued, "Oh fuck. They’re gonna have sex right here."
"Yeah, we’ve gotta just jump out guys." Shane contributed, leaning down as she rested her hands on her knees. "There’s no way I can watch this."
Meanwhile, Bette and Tina continued with their play as Bette pushed Tina’s back against the wall, right next to the closet.
"I want you so bad." Bette smiled, still kissing Tina on the lips.
"Oh my god!" Dana whispered, covering her mouth with her hand just in case, "I’m gonna be sick."
"Fuck! Not on me!" Alice squealed as Bette and Tina giggled to themselves.
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(47 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Simply hilarious!!!
ROFL LOVED IT!!! alice never learns,lol poor dana! :) :) PPS
That had me LOL, but now I wanna know why the gang was snooping…if I were B or T, I don’t think I would’ve bought the “it’s not important” so easily? Thx & looking forward to the next post
I was laughing so hard I was crying! Please you need to continue. We need to know why Dana, Shane, and Alice are in the closet and what they are looking for?
Greaaattt story!!!! Those three deserved that.
That was great! I’ll have to remember to do that the next time I catch my sister snooping…that will really make her squirm! PPS
That was hilariously funny. Why were the girls in Tibette’s room anyway? I can’t wait to see what happens next.
hahhaha hilarious sooo funny
lmfao!!!!! omg i just love your stories but this was soooo damn funny…..the Dana line: “please don’t growl anymore” was so damn funny! you have got these ladies right down to a t ;) please keep it up!!
LMFAO that was so funny i feel bad for Dana though I can see that making her sick!
That was so freaking funny!
Brilliant story!!!!! loved it and the growl lol
you see you are so capable of handling such stories, and it was indeed hilarious, I don’t expect anything less than perfect from you, keep thinking and posting Hun. Thank you for putting a smile on our faces and for making us burst with laughter too. Love
hilarious but what were they snooping around for? r u sure they haven’t done an Adele and left a camera going somewhere?
they need more dirty talk… so keep them “Talking”… and whay were the girls snooping… it could be another part to this story…PPS
Too funny. I so could picture that happening with those three.
Alice is always getting the other two in trouble. Loved the growl.
ROFLMAO! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!