"Please don’t growl again." Dana said, getting up from the floor as she stood in the center of Bette and Tina’s bedroom.

 "We’re not naked, you crazies." Bette said, still laughing as she spoke.

 Slowly Alice, Dana and Shane uncovered their eyes, as if they were afraid that Bette was lying and needed to be extra cautious.

 "We were pretending." Tina said, also unable to hold her laughter in.

 "That is one sick fucking joke." Shane said, trying not to smile as she realized how funny it actually was.

 "I almost got sick." Dana whined.

 "Aww. Well, I don’t like it when people snoop around my house." Bette said in response.

 "Yeah." Tina added, "Why were you guys in here anyways?"

 Shane shrugged and Dana was still overcoming what she had heard as Alice spoke for them. "Not important."

 Bette and Tina looked to each other with bizarre interest as Alice, Shane and Dana made their way out of their room. They all stood by the door as they apologized before leaving.

 "We’re uh …" Shane started, scratching the back of her neck as she turned the doorknob with her other hand. "We’re really sorry, guys."

 Bette smiled. "I’ll bet you are."

 Shane shook her head as Alice spoke. "Yeah, sorry."

 "Me too." Dana said, raising her hand just slightly.

 "We know." Bette said as she lovingly escorted them out of her house. "But no more snooping." She said in clarification as they walked down the steps and onto the sidewalk. "Bye."

 Bette smiled and waved as she saw the other walk together in rapid conversation about what had just happened.

"I hated being in that closet so much." Alice sighed, shaking her hands as Shane laughed at the metaphor.

 Back inside, Tina was in the kitchen making coffee.

 "That was so funny." Tina smiled, standing by the counter. "But really, really terrible, babe." She looked to Bette as Bette made her way over to Tina.

 "I know." Bette said, snuggling up behind Tina as she wrapped her arms around her waist. "But thanks for playing along."

 "Yeah, yeah." Tina said, shaking her head with a smile. "That’s what I’m here for babe."

 "That among other things." Bette grinned as Tina looked quizically to Bette.

 "Not after that." Tina whined as Bette swayed with her in the kitchen as if a song was playing. "That was so fucking ridiculous."

 Bette laughed as she kissed the back of Tina’s neck. "Not all of it."

 Tina tried to ignore Bette’s nonsense as she continued.

 "We never dirty talk." Bette said, moving her hands along Tina’s stomach.

 "For a reason." Tina joked.

 Bette smiled and held Tina even tighter. "Fine. No talk." Bette started, turning Tina around as she put her mouth right up to Tina’s. "Let’s just fuck."

 Tina smiled with her eyes closed as she felt Bette’s soft lips on hers. "Yeah." Tina whispered, her arms already around Bette’s neck as Bette guided her to the bedroom. As they neared the bedroom from the hallway, Tina let out another playful growl as Bette laughed and they continued to kiss.

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