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Tina Kennard was nothing if not somewhat of, but not entirely or exclusively, a kind of sort of opportunist. At least, that was the case at work. Some of the time.
She had to be talked out of making her characters wear dog masks like they did in her favorite Daft Punk video. She was trying to say that masculinity was nothing to be afraid of, certainly nothing to think of as much more than a mask in and of itself. She had learned this whilst sharing a bed with a boringly named man, who worked a boring job, and who cut his toenails on his couch in between trying in vain to seduce her as easily as he had in the beginning, when they first met, when she hadn’t had sex in months and was therefore pretty easy.
Her ex partner turned current partner turned something more ambiguous (much more, especially since she herself had reconnected strangely with her own ex), could not understand why Tina thought the things that she thought, about that boring ex boyfriend. Somehow, in the years since Bette Porter had begun to date women and had thrown men aside for them, she had forgotten her own dalliances with ‘heterosexuality’ (whatever that meant). She had almost begun to mystify men again, as she had in those days before dating them, when she was just a child and could not understand why the boys in her class were called on to answer questions in class before she was, and always tried to humiliate her in competitive sports. She forgot that they cried as easily as she did, bruised as easily, found themselves lonely just as often, and covered all of that up only marginally better than she could. Instead, in her forgetfulness, she snidely mocked the men in her past, and the men in Tina’s.
When Tina cheated on Bette with another woman, Bette forgave her, within weeks, with the help of Mr. Dan Foxy Man. But when Tina cheated again, a few days after throwing out her anti-depressants and finding herself in tears, despondent in the middle of a grocery store, only to be helped to her car by a dark haired and well muscled man wearing a wedding ring…
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What fun! Can’t wait for more of the chronically cheating Bette and Tina!
Can’t wait for more (creative) chaos.
hey…i like it…i’m feeling kinda uninspired right now, so this made me feel good…you already know my inclinations and where I would be leaning with your story, so lets make it happen…lol…post soon?
Hello My Friend… wooooooo hoooooo your back… woooooo freaking wooooooo… jumps up and down like a little kid… and guess what it registered 7.5 on the richter scale… yeah me jumping is earthquake inducing LOL… ok… yeah… How Chronic is Chronic with those two… come on just get over it… call it an open relationship bring someone home for the night share in the experience and then kiss and forget it ever happened… pffffttttt… as for this mystery pairing… oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh that is interesting… hmmmmmm Bette and Alice… Tina and Alice… Tina and Dylan… that would totally screw around with Bette and Helena… and I do think that as this story evolves… Bette should get a great deal of weapons and ordinance and well get her daughter back… shesh… she’s suffered enough already ruining Helena’s skirt… freak she was literally in tears when she found out Helena was coming to town and she could finally apologize in person… oh wait that was over Angelica… ummm don’t mind me :P… but yeah I don’t think I mentioned it… woooooo freaking hooooooo your back… so yeah… keep em coming and well talk to you soon :)… mucho love and hugs my friend, Justin
My vote’s for Hels and Shane! w00t! Great start hb, more, more more… Oh yeah. Manners. Please? thanks!
I like this, another story with Tina cheating. Hopefully a possible Bette and Helena story. Please keep going…
I quite literally was thinking of you this afternoon. Didn’t want to intrude on the summer of love, you know. Where in the world are you these days? Anyway. Monogamy is the issue? Or is it non-monogamy? Say non-monogamy 5 times fast. Generous of Helena to refer to her vintage Chanel as an old skirt. A true friend, indeed.
haha this is the funny side to bette’s and tinas lives…i mean the cheating to me sounds hilarious.come on girls all group together and help them through this.PPS