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    Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 5

    Chapter 5

    Bette groaned as the sunlight illuminated the small bedroom she and Tina shared with the rest of the gang.  The bed, apparently a hot commodity given the competitive game of scissors, paper, rock to determine who would sleep in it, was currently being occupied by Alice and Shane.

    “I can’t feel my legs,” Bette moaned as she tried to flip over on the air mattress.

    “That’s because you stayed up until almost three a.m. working on the lights.”  Tina stretched as she rubbed Bette’s back sending shivers down her spine.  “I can’t believe you did that.”

    “Your mother wanted lights.”

    “Not at the expense of your back.”

    “God what a glorious day,” Alice said, stretching and nudging Shane to wake up.  “The sun is up, the birds are chirping, I feel so rested.  This bed is great!”

    “It really is,” Shane agreed, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. 

    “Merry fucking Christmas,” Bette moaned as she pushed herself up to her feet.

    “And good morning to you, Sunshine!” Alice shot back without missing a beat.  “I’m glad to see you’re in the spirit given the day we’re about to have.”

    “What now?”

    “Why is everyone shouting?” Dana said, holding her spinning head and willing her stomach to settle down.  “That nog is vicious.”

    Shane laughed as she helped Dana to her feet.

    “What is this big day you’re talking about?”

    “Your mother didn’t tell you?”  Alice looked at Tina with a small smile on her face.  “I thought she was going to talk to you about it.”

    “About what?”

    “Well good morning!” Donna said, sweeping into the room with a tray of fresh coffee.   “Anyone care for some coffee?”

    “What is this big day Alice is talking about?” Tina asked as she handed Bette a mug and took one for herself.

    “I wanted to surprise y’all,” Donna said, setting the tray down on the dresser before turning to smile at everyone.  “Wait right here!”

    Tina looked puzzled as she waited for her mother to return.  While Alice seemed almost giddy with anticipation, Bette slumped back down on the air mattress and hid her face in the pillows.

    “It isn’t that bad,” Alice reassured her as she began to laugh at Bette’s antics.

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    Comments

    1. the whole scene is priceless, rofl. i had to keep stopping because i was laughing to hard to see the screen,lol…bette= virgin mary bawahahahaha… donna should have been alice’s mom! :)PPS

    2. God Gumby – that was beyond genius – i have been laughing so hard that i am sure i missed some of the jokes. excellent – an excuse to go and read it again. just fantastic xx

    3. “I’ve brought you freakin’ incense so when your ‘rents smoke pot to get away from your crying it will cover up the smell!” LMAO! Is this what daycare 2008 has resorted to in order to deal with crying babies? LOL! And now when I attend Christmas Eve mass, I will think of Bette as the virgin Mary and end up getting the evil eye from the priest because I’ll be giggling everytime I think of her. **Let me reassure you Gumby, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of the Father John’s stink eye** Have I told you how much I LOVE DONNA KENNARD? Absolutely adore her. PS.

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