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Just Another Day
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“Lick,” Bette commanded, somewhat imperiously.
Tina sighed. “I’d really rather not, Bette.”
“Come on, T. You don’t ever have to ask me – I just do it when I see it needs to be done.”
“Ah, but you didn’t ask. You just ordered me to do it,” Tina teased. “Besides, you know how I feel about the taste.” Tina gave a mock shiver.
“What?” Bette looked at her incredulously. “You’ve told me, on numerous occasions, that you liked the taste. I consider it one of your little quirks.”
Tina crossed her arms and gave her head a little shake. “No.”
Bette slapped down a pile of small, red, unsealed envelopes in front of Tina. “Fine, then. You can seal them with these.” She pushed a sheet of little heart shaped stickers at Tina. “Okay? No more complaints, please. I’m getting a headache.”
“This was your idea, babe. You’re forever taking on some task that no one asked you to do, and then complaining about it. I’d have been happy to do this myself, you know.”
Bette snorted. “You’d picked out the most garish cards in the store! Just be glad I was there to stop you from buying them. I got the cards, I got the candy, I got the ridiculous little gift bags to put both into. I don’t know why a four-year-old has to celebrate Valentine’s Day, anyway.”
“You want her to be popular at school, don’t you?”
Bette shrugged, opening a bunch of tiny gift bags and dumping candy inside. “I’d prefer it if she didn’t have to buy popularity with conformity to the so-called traditions of such a hopelessly contrived non-holiday.”
“Yes, dear,” Tina said wearily. “You said the same thing about Christmas and the candy canes I gave her to give to her friends.”
“Christmas at least is a holiday that’s all about gift-giving. Valentine’s Day is about ‘romance.’ What does our baby know about romance?”
“Well…” Tina trailed off, thinking of all the times Angie had interrupted her and Bette’s more amorous encounters. She cleared her throat. “Maybe nothing. But try to think of it as an educational experience, babe. Think of all the new words she’ll learn reading the conversation hearts.” Tina bit her lip to keep from laughing when Bette shot her a withering glare.
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I like the (naughty) way you started the story with the attention-grabbing word: lick. :> Heart-shaped meatballs? LOL! “She did love Bette down to the cockles of her unmoved-by-holidays heart, joke or no joke.” => I love this line! Thanks for this Valentine’s treat, omalley, and have a big red-letter day! :>
This story is great! It put me in such a good mood. So much fun and playfulness. I enjoy when Tina wins over a curmudgeonly Bette. Good show and well done!
I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. Angie is so cute. I so loved how Tina played Bette. Thank you
I absolutely HEART that story! and i heart you! write some more please (“,)
Funny stuff…I knew Tina would break Bette eventually! How could I not love a story that starts with “lick”?! Thanks!
Oh my gosh, I’m not even halfway thru this story and I am ROTFLMAO. ina is a beautiful, charming and sweet little vixen. She has the key to the heart and soul of Bette Porter. I’ll come back in little while when I finish. PPS
I’ve never laughed so hard, this was beautifully done. Tina knows just how to break Bette’s resolve on everything as well as how to best show her love for the lovely curmudgeon that is bette as it comes to somethings. Bette will endure almost anything if it is for Tina and Angie., she loves them both so much and they love her just as much. This was fun but also very loving. Thanks for posting it.
Happy Saturday indeed!
This was so much fun that I am still doing a Snoopy dance!!!!! You threw this together last night? Such a great story so quickly? I bow to your magnificent gifts! And, uh, well, ya know, tomorrow is the Daytona 500, and I bet a story about Bette at a car race…
How do I love your B & T? Let me count the ways… Well, I can’t, actually, cos they’re innumerable. The barbershop quartet with that cringe-inducing Color Me Badd song left me weak with laughter… I love all your stuff, so please post something else soon. Thanks so much and Happy V day. :)
Omalley you outdid yourself with this one. Brilliantly funny, superbly written…it doesn’t get any better than this!
sorry, i’m with page 1 Bette on this one. i think that children are being indoctrinated in far too many ways by kapitalism and heterosexism…and the chris brown/rhianna abuse stoush just brings it all home that talented young woman put up with heterosexist power and control crap. nothing against u, but certainly against the whole mind bending concepts behind commercialisation of Halloween, Valentines, Christmas…the Ad men/women and media don’t give a damn about the consequences to women of this twisted mentality that Angie has to buy social acceptance at age 4????!!!!
Awwwww, that was so cute and down right hilarious. The thong had me cracking up and Angie kneeling down to sing to her MammaB brought out a smile. Thank you for the wonderful Valentine’s Day post.
I was crying through most of this story….laughing my ass off!!! Awesome story!!! :D
Amazing, Angie kneeling for Bette und sing – cute. Love it
I love Valentine’s Day because even though I don’t need a holiday to tell my girlfriend I love her, it’s so much fun! It’s a day when you can go all out and be cheesy and not feel bad or corny about it. lol. I just love it, and I’m sooo glad that Tina did this, because if you’re not enjoying it, you’re just angry. I’d rather be having a day of fun little quirky presents and a night of mind-blowing sex than ignoring the holiday altogether. Haha and I loved this story. I was laughing so hard at Bette’s misery. She would only take that crap from Tina, and it was so cute that she did tolerate it. Thanks so much for posting, and yes, please do write more! PPS!
Wow that too cute and i loved tina’s playfullness! :)
I was HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING with laughter! First with Tina laughing her butt off into a tea towel and then with Angelica imitating the barbershop quarter. My guess is that something in Bette’s past has made her not thrilled about the holidays. No matter, she did enjoy her Saturday. :) I think this was a nice treat, especially for those who may not be feeling the spirit. Thank you. :)
I love it. Love it. Love it. Thanks for the holiday story. I felt I needed to think of a holiday story in tribute to yours. Imagine my surprise when there was a wolf holiday, February 15. So, I got so distracted that I never had a chance to come back to leave a comment. (I couldn’t leave one when I read it coz I read it on my office Blackberry.) This was so sweet and believable. Bette melting for her little girl. Her acceptance of Tina sincerity was adorable. Tina’s scheming was so funny. A fun and touching story. I am amazed that you manage to do this again and again. Kudos.
LOL!!sweet!!….
Of course b I believe that since Bette mother abandoned her, and Melvin her father, wasnt always there, maybe didnt have so nice holidays like all other kids even though she was privileged in many ways….but now she has her own family that she could start her own holidays with and should be a lil more open, thankfully she has a wife like Tina who could always remind her and have a good loving time doing so….oh and Angie by the way rotflmao hilarious!