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Just Another Day
“Well, it was the least I could do,” Bette said, wrapping her arms around Tina’s waist and kissing her on the underside of her jaw. “You went out of your way to give us a nice Valentine’s Day.”
Tina felt a twinge of guilt. “Yeah, about that…” She pulled Bette over to the couch with her and sat down. Bette perched next to her, looking expectant.
“Bette, if you didn’t notice, I laid it on pretty thick with the decorations and the gifts and everything. I was trying to break you. Kill you with kindness, as it were. I just wanted you to enjoy a holiday for once.” Tina paused and gave Bette’s hand a squeeze. “I figured if I could make you like, or at least tolerate, the holiday you hate the most, it would be easier for you to have fun on other holidays. Or something, I dunno. It was mostly just fun torturing you with Valentine’s Day, if I’m being honest.”
“So this whole twisted plot of yours was a scheme to try to ultimately make me like holidays more?”
Tina smiled sheepishly. “Pretty much. It’s just more fun for both of us – Angie and me – when you’re participating in the right spirit. It’s more fun for you, too, when you let go of your anti-holiday bias, isn’t it?”
Bette smiled grudgingly. “Yeah, I guess so.” She laughed, looking around at the rococo decorations all over the room. “You really outdid yourself, T, trying to teach me a lesson. I still don’t like the commercialism and the cheap sentiment of most holidays – ” she held up her hand as Tina started to protest, “ – But I love you and Angelica more. And I don’t need a special day to tell you that. But… as long as I focus on being with you two and how much I love our family being together, well…” she grinned. “I guess even the most contrived, unnecessary holidays will be tolerable.”
“That is all I wanted to hear you say.” Flush with success, Tina gave her best girl a kiss.
****
That night, after Angelica was soundly sleeping and Tina had gotten rid of the eyesore decorations all over their home, she was in the bathroom, prepping herself for a little fun with Bette to cap off their Valentine’s Day. She was wearing her racy red lingerie and fussing with her hair, wanting to look sexier than her usual self. Eventually she gave up. The wrapping was new, but she was still the same Tina underneath it all. The Tina that Bette loves, she reminded herself. Although it was fun to dress up and pretend to be a sex kitten, it was a comfort to know that it wasn’t strictly necessary.
She was standing in the doorway of the bedroom, trying to look sexy as she leaned against the jamb. Bette was standing with her back to her. She was wearing the robe Tina had given her earlier.
“Hey, Porter,” she called softly. “Show me what’s under that kimono.”
Bette turned around slowly, and with a wicked smile, untied the robe and revealed that she was wearing nothing underneath… but the hideous, bedazzled thong Tina had given her as a joke. Tina raised her eyebrows.
“What do you think,” Bette asked. “Does it suit me?”
“Surprisingly, yes,” Tina mused, advancing on her lover.
“I wanted to show you I was making an effort,” Bette said, placing a hand on her hip and modeling the lingerie.
“Not bad at all,” Tina said. “In fact, I think you’ve earned a reward for being such a good sport. Let me help you take that thing off.” She hooked her fingers in the material and pulled downwards, then ran her hands along Bette’s hips, stomach, lower.
“You know,” Bette said, somewhat breathlessly, “this holiday is suddenly looking much, much better to me. We should celebrate it more often.”
“Well then,” Tina whispered before pressing her lips against Bette’s. “Happy Saturday.”
THE END
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I like the (naughty) way you started the story with the attention-grabbing word: lick. :> Heart-shaped meatballs? LOL! “She did love Bette down to the cockles of her unmoved-by-holidays heart, joke or no joke.” => I love this line! Thanks for this Valentine’s treat, omalley, and have a big red-letter day! :>
This story is great! It put me in such a good mood. So much fun and playfulness. I enjoy when Tina wins over a curmudgeonly Bette. Good show and well done!
I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. Angie is so cute. I so loved how Tina played Bette. Thank you
I absolutely HEART that story! and i heart you! write some more please (“,)
Funny stuff…I knew Tina would break Bette eventually! How could I not love a story that starts with “lick”?! Thanks!
Oh my gosh, I’m not even halfway thru this story and I am ROTFLMAO. ina is a beautiful, charming and sweet little vixen. She has the key to the heart and soul of Bette Porter. I’ll come back in little while when I finish. PPS
I’ve never laughed so hard, this was beautifully done. Tina knows just how to break Bette’s resolve on everything as well as how to best show her love for the lovely curmudgeon that is bette as it comes to somethings. Bette will endure almost anything if it is for Tina and Angie., she loves them both so much and they love her just as much. This was fun but also very loving. Thanks for posting it.
Happy Saturday indeed!
This was so much fun that I am still doing a Snoopy dance!!!!! You threw this together last night? Such a great story so quickly? I bow to your magnificent gifts! And, uh, well, ya know, tomorrow is the Daytona 500, and I bet a story about Bette at a car race…
How do I love your B & T? Let me count the ways… Well, I can’t, actually, cos they’re innumerable. The barbershop quartet with that cringe-inducing Color Me Badd song left me weak with laughter… I love all your stuff, so please post something else soon. Thanks so much and Happy V day. :)
Omalley you outdid yourself with this one. Brilliantly funny, superbly written…it doesn’t get any better than this!
sorry, i’m with page 1 Bette on this one. i think that children are being indoctrinated in far too many ways by kapitalism and heterosexism…and the chris brown/rhianna abuse stoush just brings it all home that talented young woman put up with heterosexist power and control crap. nothing against u, but certainly against the whole mind bending concepts behind commercialisation of Halloween, Valentines, Christmas…the Ad men/women and media don’t give a damn about the consequences to women of this twisted mentality that Angie has to buy social acceptance at age 4????!!!!
Awwwww, that was so cute and down right hilarious. The thong had me cracking up and Angie kneeling down to sing to her MammaB brought out a smile. Thank you for the wonderful Valentine’s Day post.
I was crying through most of this story….laughing my ass off!!! Awesome story!!! :D
Amazing, Angie kneeling for Bette und sing – cute. Love it
I love Valentine’s Day because even though I don’t need a holiday to tell my girlfriend I love her, it’s so much fun! It’s a day when you can go all out and be cheesy and not feel bad or corny about it. lol. I just love it, and I’m sooo glad that Tina did this, because if you’re not enjoying it, you’re just angry. I’d rather be having a day of fun little quirky presents and a night of mind-blowing sex than ignoring the holiday altogether. Haha and I loved this story. I was laughing so hard at Bette’s misery. She would only take that crap from Tina, and it was so cute that she did tolerate it. Thanks so much for posting, and yes, please do write more! PPS!
Wow that too cute and i loved tina’s playfullness! :)
I was HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING with laughter! First with Tina laughing her butt off into a tea towel and then with Angelica imitating the barbershop quarter. My guess is that something in Bette’s past has made her not thrilled about the holidays. No matter, she did enjoy her Saturday. :) I think this was a nice treat, especially for those who may not be feeling the spirit. Thank you. :)
I love it. Love it. Love it. Thanks for the holiday story. I felt I needed to think of a holiday story in tribute to yours. Imagine my surprise when there was a wolf holiday, February 15. So, I got so distracted that I never had a chance to come back to leave a comment. (I couldn’t leave one when I read it coz I read it on my office Blackberry.) This was so sweet and believable. Bette melting for her little girl. Her acceptance of Tina sincerity was adorable. Tina’s scheming was so funny. A fun and touching story. I am amazed that you manage to do this again and again. Kudos.
LOL!!sweet!!….
Of course b I believe that since Bette mother abandoned her, and Melvin her father, wasnt always there, maybe didnt have so nice holidays like all other kids even though she was privileged in many ways….but now she has her own family that she could start her own holidays with and should be a lil more open, thankfully she has a wife like Tina who could always remind her and have a good loving time doing so….oh and Angie by the way rotflmao hilarious!