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    DELETED SCENE FROM SEASON ONE. THE SETTING IS BETTE AND TINA’S BEDROOM. BETTE IS PLEADING WITH TINA AS SHE PACKS UP HER BELONGINGS.

     

    Tina: Tell me dammit!

    Bette: T, I am so sorry.

    Tina: Tell me!!

    Bette: Tina, please don’ make me hurt you more.

    Tina: Fuck you Bette!! Now tell me. I need to know.

    Bette: I will tell you, but please T, know that it is only you that I love.

    Tina: You don’t get to say that anymore.

    Bette: What do you want to know.

    Tina: How many times, which ones.

    Bette: Please T, it was only three times…and none of them were any that you and I have shared. I wouldn’t do that to you T.

    Tina: Did you do it over the phone, or in person?

    Bette: Please Tina

    Tina: TELL ME!!! Did you read poetry to each other over the phone or face to face.

    Bette: Both.

    Tina: Oh God…I have to leave. I can’t be around you anymore. You have broken everything that meant anything to me!

    Bette: Please don’t go T. We can work this out. We can go to poetry therapy!

    Tina: No Bette! It’s over. If you had only limited it to the phone we might have been able to recover from this, but when you shared poetry with Candace face to face, that was the ultimate betrayal. Good bye Bette.

    Bette:  TTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    (Hey IC, when you are ready to write that L Word movie let me know. I’ve got ALL kinds of ideas I think you will totally dig on!!)

     

    NEWSFLASH!!!! TINA KENNARD RUSHED TO HOSPITAL!!!!

    Sources say that after leaving the LA police station, where she was one of a number of women being interrogated for the death of Ilene Cha…I mean Jennifer Schennifer, she choked on a bar of L’Occitane lavender scented soap after attempting to wash her mouth out! When asked why she felt the need to take such drastic measures to clean her mouth, she proceeded to confirm the rumor that during her interrogation IC forced absurd, and ridiculous words into her mouth because she was jealous of Tina’s enormous popularity compared to IC’s alter ego, Jenny.

    We are standing by and will update you with more as soon as Tina Kennard’s partner Bette Porter stops threatening the doctors and nurses whose care Tina is entrusted.

    Back to you Rachel (Maddow that is)

    Comments

    1. Tina, you had the right to remain silent…..you had the right to an attorney….anything you say could and would be use against in the “dicussion forums” IC knew that!That tape should be remove from sho.com immediately and a law suit brought against TIIC.

    2. You know, this reminded me of L5 when Jennifer said she asked Laurel how she was going to say Daddy of Two (with a straight face). That poetry line had me wondering how much they must have laughed their asses off over that one!

    3. I am with you on that one Seahurst! I absolutly regret that I watched Tina’s Interrogation Tape. You are right…it was like a slap in the face and a fuck you from Illene for all the fans of Tina/Laurel. I think Lu should get an award for her performance under these dramatic circumstances. I can only hope for Illene that she will start taking her meds and to not attend any L Word events. There could be eggs, rotten tomatos and even stones involved. Sorry but I am totally frustrated!!

    4. I was never more surprised to see that tape of Tina, talking about her family, that was so last minute put together, by a very frustrated producer-writer Ms IC Slap in the face to loyal fans of the L word, if you ask me. I think Laurel has so much class as an actress,to even spit those words out. I look forward to seeing her in a new project

    5. That was freakin’ funny, Seahurst! Thank you for the laugh! I don’t even think I can bring myself to go back to Showtime and watch another stupid tape…I can only imagine what she will do with the rest of our wonderful girls. as I’ve said before thank god for fanfic

    6. i would laugh if i didn’t watch the interrogation tape…but i did and i’m really unsettled now…thanks for trying to make things better…all i can say that Laurel Holloman has my biggest gratitude for putting up with a lot of sh**ty storylines and doing her best for the show and the fans

    7. hahah agreed melrose231! But I will say I like the idea of poetry reading (says much more of my love of poetry than my agreement of the segment) thanks for sharing this seahurst IC could use your advice

    8. BRAVO! The finale was one thing(No words) but is that REALLY the only path she could take with Tina?!! That is the biggest F*#k You I can even image. CALLING ALL FF writers for THE L WORD writing intervention!! This was very funny…thank you so much for vocalizing all our frustrations!!

    9. Thanks Sea, you made me laugh which we all need right now. How much more absurd could it have gotten, right? I don’t think any of us could have predicted IC going all Jerry Springer on us. I have a huge amount of respect for Lu to have done that scene in the first place, and then given it her all. She must have been so tempted to refuse. I still can’t quite figure out why she has consistently been given the worst story lines and character development. But, I’m sure much to IC’s chagrin, she has always delivered and given it her all, and will always be beloved by TiBetters.

    10. LMAO at your version of that ridiculous interrogation tape. IC is messed up. Laurel Holloman is an amazing actress. To say those shit lines without vomiting on screen, is a testament to her professionalism & skill. I was always a bit more partial to Bette during Seasons 1-4 but in Season 5- I fell in love with Tina Kennard & the beautiful Laurel Holloman.

    11. I loved Laurel’s last line in the S6 showtime interview… “Bring it on” or words to that effect when asked about her storyline. I loved it when I watched weeks ago, and I completely respect it now in retrospect. She was wearing the same wardrobe she was wearing in the interigation scene and it is highly likely that she would have shot the ‘backstory scene’ either that same day or within a close time frame of that day. Class act, that one, bravo Laurel Holloman.

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