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    The Newly Discovered SoCal Humminger Bette Porterius ~ Chapter Five

    Story written on July 19, 2009 by Spumoni.
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    Number of Comments: 19
    Words: 2060
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=73878
    Author Notes:

    Expletive deleted. Well, it should have been.

    Previously:

     

    “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuck.”

     

     

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    Jane jumped from her desk and hurried to shut Bette’s office door as she made a quick mental survey of Bette’s office and sighed in relief.  She had cautiously removed all dangerous objects that Bette could turn into projectiles.  A month earlier, when the electrician announced that the special lighting that Bette had selected for the gallery was on back order, Bette had thrown every item that she could reach across the room.  One had struck the far wall and plasters were needed to repair the large gash that had been inflicted on the new wall.

     

    Bette had sheepishly apologized the next day and promised to rein in her temper.  Jane believed that the promise was sincere but, since she doubted the possibility that it could be kept, she removed the heavier objects from the desk.

     

    Jane listened carefully and heard no bangs against the walls or door and was pleased with her foresight.

     

    When the visitors had left, Jane brought a bottle of water and a bottle of Advil into Bette’s office.  She found her boss pacing back and forth, her left hand rubbing the back of her neck, her signature tic when she was upset.

     

    Bette looked at Jane.  “Fucking William and Anita Morse.  They regret that they cannot attend the artist dinner because they are taking the yacht to Catalina.  So now I fucking have two fucking empty seats.”

     

    Jane remained silent, knowing that the rant wasn’t finished.

     

    Bette stopped pacing for a moment and looked at Jane. “It took me more than a week to assemble that guest list.”

     

    Bette began to pace again.  “Finding artist that don’t hate one another, critics that envy one another, collectors who are not competitive with each other.  I will never fill those two seats.”

     

    Jane hesitated but finally suggested, “Couldn’t it be for just 18?”

     

    “NO!” Bette shouted.  “Oh, sorry Jane.  I shouldn’t have yelled.  I’m just upset.”

     

    “You said you were going to work on that.”

     

    “I thought I had.”

     

    “Why not 18?”

     

    “Because everyone knows that there are 20 guests.  If 2 are missing, the focus of attention will be speculation about who is missing and why.”

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    3. Shreeeeeeeek!!!!!!! Spumoni…what do you mean listening to me? Of course you can write a sex scene any time for any reason for your loyal fans(ahem…let me illustrate…a sex dream/fantasy scene…Bette ends up humming as she anticipates meeting Ms. TK). Now see…is that too hard to incorporate to your marvelous peice here? :) Keep bringing it on…you know you have us hook, line and sinker. :)

    4. Oh Bette is humming and her humming will get louder and longer (moaning) when Tina enters into her life. As for Tina she is already drooling (the ketchup).

    5. Smart! Fresh! B&T begin again! With writers of your talent, the story never gets old! This is the Bette I love, none of that sad-sack stuff! Thanks for interpolating Marcus so early. Gosh, you are smart. Thanks!

    6. Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! Awww, thanks for the lovely Shout Out. You made these 2 ladies blush. As for the story, it’s getting BETTER and BETTER. We would like to have a front row seat, if you please, so we might look at the dinner scene unfolding before our very eyes. Hehehe When you mentioned Jane taking all the flying objects away from Bette’s desk, we immediately recalled the scene in S2 of TLW show, when Bette threw the phone to the wall and said our most fav expression from JB’s lips. Hehehe Hmmm It is going to be interesting to find out WHERE is Bette going to sit all her guests. *wink* As for the feedback on Marcus Allenwood, we think it was necessary to establish where that friendship came from, as it was not thoroughly detailed in the show. We truly savoured this great update of yours. Thanks for sharing it with us. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Lu & Marsh (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)

    17. Loved the update, and I can just imagine a pissed-off Bette hurling anything close to her. The walls escaped without damage this time thanks to Jane. :)

    18. LOL@Jane moving everything dangerous away from Bette. That is too freaking funny! I love the backstory you gave us with Marcus… If only she knew he was going to give her something much better than champagne, hehe. Loved it. PPS!!!

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