It was early morning when Tina awoke reaching for Bette it wasn’t until she felt the cold sheets beneath her fingers she realized she was in bed alone. Arching her back she stretches out her body and lets out a long yawn. She was completely worn out and tired and wasn’t looking forward to the long day on the movie set. Turning her head she looks at the alarm clock taking a deep breathe she removes the sheet covering her naked body. Forcing herself out of bed she makes her way to the bathroom. Flicking on the light switch she walks to the sink turning on the faucet then feeling the water temperature with her fingertips. Once the temperature was to her liking, she smiles at her reflection in the mirror hanging above. Her hair looked like she’d either been stuck in a wind tunnel or entered in a heavy death metal head banging competition. She had dark circles around her eyes from where her eyeliner and mascara smeared, one silver hoop earning hung from her left ear lobe, and the red lipstick she freshly applied was spread everywhere except on her lips. If they were holding auditions for the next “Killer Clowns from Outer Space” movie she was sure to get the lead role.

Grabbing a dark wash cloth she places it under the warm water, rings it out, and then washes her face. Ringing out the towel she hangs it over the sink then sets her sight on her most important task of the morning—-relieving her bladder. Sitting on the toilet the cool feel of porcelain on her skin felt refreshing. Reaching for the toilet paper she smirks, she didn’t understand why Bette was so damn picky when it came to the type of toilet paper they used. To, Tina ass wiping paper was ass wiping paper but to Bette it was the next best thing to getting into heaven. Grabbing a couple of sheets of ultra-soft Charmaine quilted toilet paper she wipes herself but found herself grimacing in pain. Her “Grim Reaper” like appearance was the result of a fun and wild night playing Lick-tion-ary. She couldn’t understand how she lost every round, wondering how Bette managed to be beat her she was interrupted by the recognizable ring tone of her cell phone.