Bella just started an exciting new nursing job at her local hospital. The only problem? She's hot for boss. AU/AH lots of lemons

 Bella is just starting an exciting new nursing job at the local hospital. The only problem? She's hot for boss. AU/AH lots of lemons

 I figure I'd do some humor on the Breaking Dawn Quotes now that we've all read the series. A few jokes sounds just right to me.

Special Agent Bella Swan is determined to find the culprit behind the murders of couples at the London NYC, even if it means that she has to go undercover as Edward's fiancee. The catch? She hates his guts. Can they solve this case together? BxE

When she sat still and didn't say anything are the times he hates himself the most.

Edward is faced with a task the volturi appoint him with. He must do it or they'll kill his family and Bella. This task may get him killed because he must turn mortal temporarily. But they arent sure if this potion is safe. Funny pranks between Jas & Em.
 

 Edward and Bella on Isle Esme the first night. Missing Scene from Breaking Dawn!

A crossover between Twilight and Bridget Jones

I was asked to choose. But what if it meant choosing over what is right or what I desire? All human.

I was asked to choose. But what if it meant choosing over what is right or what I desire? All human.

 Edward's buying a new tent for his families 'camping trip'. What happens when Bella is the one helping him choose? Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.

 Edward gets a look at exactly how much pain his leaving caused. Warning: Cutting.

Chapter 22 – Fire and Ice – Part Two: Jacob and Edward settle into the tent for a long night as Bella recovers.

Edward's buying a new tent for his families 'camping trip'. What happens when Bella is the one helping him choose? Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.

Bella and Alice have just graduated from Forks High School. They decide to try eHarmony just before going off to college. Will they find Mr. Right? AU. All Human. In college. Kinda OOC. Normal Pairings: ExB AxJ EmxR. R&R pretty please! Rated PG-13 for now.

bella has been holding in the tears since her mother died. but one day walking to school she breakes down. what happens when edward findes her

It's Karaoke night at Forks high, and some People have things to say. Rated for cussing in future songs. Canon couples. My attempt at humor.

 Bella gets the cold while Edward is out hunting. Find out what Alice and Edward do to make the common cold go away.

My name is Rae an this is the story of how my life became stranger than fiction when edward turns up at my shabby english highschool. Along with his very yummy suprise twin brother. But where is bella. can i get Edward and Bella back together. or more importantly can i get Will and me together. Read and find out.

Put to rest what you thought of me

Clean this slate…

Start over was what his father said. A clean slate. She could do that, too. Start over as if he never existed. Forgive him maybe, sometime in the far future.

With hands of uncertainty

So let mercy come and wash away

What I’ve done…

His legs dragged him on, the pained call and the frantic beating of her heart slowly fading as he, too, started to fade. His existence meant nothing without her. This was the end. What he had done