“Oh who do I sign the check out to?”

“He’s totally indestructible. We give him herpes and they give him an award” Why are they letting my mom in on the plan. These girls would make pathetic secret agents. Great now my moms looking at me with her mouth wide open.

“Spence, should I be calling the doctor?” She must be high, she knows I don’t have herpes and she’s my bloody doctor.

“Fake herpes mom, it was a whole reputation thing. And anyway I’m a Les-Loner remember.” Holy crow that was close, Ashley’s giving me a look, which I can’t read. Thankfully my mom saves me.

“Oh yes the whole fake herpes, reputation thing.” I love her and all, but she needs to leave…like now.

“Mom I can unpack the groceries if you want?” Please take the hint and shoo.

“I get it, alright play nice girls.” After stealing my coke my mom struts from the room in her true ‘I’m amazing’ fashion. And Ashley watches her as she leaves, and no I am not jealous.

“Okay your mom is so hot!” Scratch that now I’m jealous! I just glare.

“She does yoga. Kyla what are you always typing on there?” Changing subject is the safety option for me.

“Oh lists, normal stuff same as everyone. I have my to do list, my goals list, my observations, my notions, which of course are very different. Observations require a topic and notions do not. Normal stuff.” Kyla looks very proud of herself righty now, and I’m just going to pretend that I know what any them are. Ashley looks quite interested; I bet she just heard blah, blah, blah.

“Right normal” Madison chipped in sarcastically.

“Totally” Now I don’t know whether Ashley was being funny or serious, so lets just forget she said anything.

“At least I’m not medicated” Kyla threw back at Madison.  Ashley and I turned to face Heather, Ashley looked rather amused that Madison had been busted; hopefully I looked slightly more concerned.

“Excuse me these are an all natural beauty supplement” Madison says while she plays with the bottle, which I’m guessing the tablets are held in.

“What are you taking?” Ashley says getting up and walking over to where Madison is sat. By the way Ashley looks so hot in her outfit today; it’s this semi-long brown skirt and a tight green tank top, which shows of a little bit on her mid-section.

Anyway back to it. When Ashley reaches the table where Heather is sat, she holds out her hand for Heather to give her the medicine bottle. She turns the tub back and forth reading the label.

“Estrogens, Heather they torture innocent horses for this, it’s made from their pee!” Ashley said passionately. She looks really cute spewing out knowledge; it’s so…uncommon for Ashley.

“Peeing isn’t torture, menopause is. I steal it from my mom. Guys take steroids to get pecks; I just want to go up a cup size” Madison replies. This girl is about as deeps as a puddle.

“I don’t think it works like that, it stops your natural hormone production.” Yes go Spencer. My mom told me all about them, she a doctor after all. Ashley smiles at me, making me blush.

“Yeah and when you run out, your gong to grow a moustache and a penis” Ashley says in that matter of fact tone of hers.

“Are you serious?!” Madison screeches throwing the tablet in her hand on the table. I’d laugh if she really grew a moustache.  I think all but Madison would laugh.

“Okay you guys we’ve got to get back to John” Kyla stops the current topic and changes it back to John. Ashley laughs on her way back to the kitchen counter and puts the medicine bottle down. She winks at me before sitting down next to Kyla. I’m looking currently looking shyly at my hands.

“What we need is one major hit that is gong to crush his whole macho thing; you know we need him to understand what it feels like to be us.” After Ashley’s speech I look up having a brilliant idea.

“Right and what’s more terrifying to a man than not being manly” I say holding up Heather’s mom’s Estrogens bottle.  I’m wearing my evil grin too, you know just to sell my idea properly.

Ashley laughs nodding her head, Kyla smirks nodding her head and Madison well she is simply smiling.