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    The Art Of Online Dating

    “So anyways, we all passing around our plates and she sticks her nose up in the air whenever a piece of turkey passes her and mutters something about 'animal cruelty'. We give her a piece of the turkey tofu and she's afraid to try it.” My dad said calmly, but fighting a smile.

    “So we're like 'Bella. You begged us for this. You have to eat it now.' And so, she takes a bite and spits it all over Emmett's face. They were having Thanksgiving with us that year.” Samantha said, giggling, while Emmett scowled and I slowly sunk down in my chair.

    “She begs us to have real turkey, but since she gave us such a hard time about being a vegetarian we just ate in front of her, but Alice, being the sneaky little best friend of Bella, snuck turkey under the table to her, as if she were her dog.” Michael said.

    Alice sat up straight at the sound of her name and quickly placed both hands on the table. I saw Jake jumping at the foot of her chair, excitedly.

    “To make a long story short, Bella quit being a vegetarian, we didn't let her live it down for two more Thanksgivings, and here we are now.” Mom said, summing up the rest of the story.

    By this time the whole table was laughing in some way or another, except me, who was blushing deep red. Edward tried to hold back his laughter, making his face turn red from lack of air. I just glared at him and he couldn't hold it in any longer.

    The rest of the dinner went like that, telling funny stories and people getting embarrassed. By six-thirty everyone had finished eating. The four who hadn't help make the dinner ended up doing all the dishes, but we still helped clear the table for them.

    We all stayed up watching television until ten, when most of the parents started to go to bed, so the couples all split off to their designated sleep arrangements.

    The parents mostly trusted the couples to be in the rooms together since we were all adults. I was staying with Edward in his room.

    I threw on his shirt that I had grown accustomed to wearing as pajamas and crawled into the comfortable bed. Edward was sleeping in just his nice blue boxers. I felt my breathing get uneven just looking at him. He crawled in beside me cuddling close and taking a deep breath from my hair.

    “Mm. You smell delicious. And have I ever told you how adorable you look in my clothes?” he whispered seductively.

    “N-no. Yo-You haven't.” I said trying to keep my cool.

    “Well you do.” he said, sliding his hand from my thigh, up my side and under the shirt, holding onto my waist.

    My breath hitched and I mentally begged him to touch more of me, but then my conscious kicked in. Stupid Jiminy Cricket.

    “Ed-Edward. We need to no-not do this to-tonight.” I managed to get out as I felt his hand sliding more higher towards my breasts.

    “But, I thought you wanted to test our boundaries.” he whispered against my neck, placing sweet kisses all along it.

    “Don-Don't get me wrong, I definitely do. B-but, not anywhere n-ear our parents.” I managed to get out, finally able to move away from the temptation that was Edward.

    “That's fine, love. We can always pick this up at one of our homes when we get back.” he said, kissing my cheek and settling into my side.

    I sighed contentedly and tried to fall asleep, while images of where that little situation could have led, filled my mind and my dreams. Oh I wonder what I would say in my sleep tonight.

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    A/N: Woo! 14 pages! :D I had to give Jake some lovey-dovey time and help calm him down. Yes, I hate the nickname Nessie in Breaking Dawn, but it fits for a dog more than Renesmee does. Hope you enjoyed their rain playtime and the Thanksgiving dinner story. Sorry if it wasn't really funny. I wasn't very creative. :/ Also, hope you enjoy sexually frustrated Edward and Bella. It may pick up next chapter. Not sure yet. Have other stories to work on. Anyways, here's the next chapter. Hope you guys liked it. You know what to do. R&R! :D

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