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A Danish Beginning… Chapter 1
“Okay. Well, for the fall term I have everything covered except for tennis. That’s the sport where they hit a ball over a net back and forth with rackets. I figured you’d be able to cover that without getting yourself hurt in some way.”
“Hey! Is it my fault that our crazy gym teacher lets ANYONE throw a softball?? People should have licenses to throw them. I mean, I’M the one that got hit in the head! It looked like I had a tumor growing out of my forehead for a week!” Alice exclaimed.
“Al, you’re the one that threw the softball that hit you in the head. Who throws a ball at a wall when they’re standing two feet away??” Bette asked laughing in wonder at the memory of Alice lying on the gym floor in shock as the tumor-like bruise grew to the size of an egg before the eyes of Bette and their classmates.
“Well, why would anyone call that ball a SOFTball if it isn’t soft?? I was just testing how SOFT it was. Jesus. There should be fucking caution signs attached to those stupid softballs. They shouldn’t even be called SOFTballs. They should be called watchthefuckoutballs or something.” Alice muttered. Bette stared at her for a full minute before bursting into laughter. Alice glared at her friend until she finally joined in laughing at the memory. After both had caught their breathe, Alice agreed to cover tennis.
“Okay. Tennis does sound a little safer than most sports.” Alice said with a complete lack of enthusiasm.
“Did I mention that the girls wear these tiny little tank tops and skirts that fly up every time they swing their rackets??” Bette asked innocently.
“Hmmm…. Athletic bodies getting all hot and sweaty in tiny little skirts and shorts… Porter, I knew you were smarter than you look.” Alice grinned, already imagining herself interviewing tennis players with hot, glistening, sculpted, athletic bodies. It didn’t matter if they were guys or girls, she didn’t discriminate. She was bi after all. She could have the best of both worlds.
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Later that night Alice sat at her home computer doing some research on both the sport of tennis and the school’s tennis team. While she definitely didn’t know anything about sports, she would do whatever it took to write a good article. Writing is what she does. Specifically, investigative reporting. However, until she found herself writing for some high profile newspaper she would do her best to write about tennis. That meant doing the research for it. Research didn’t bother her, she had long ago realized it was a necessary tool if she wanted to be a good writer. It also gave her a lot of useless information she could annoy Bette with- something that simply never grew old.
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(24 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Not too shabby for a first post! : ) It’s really great, and you write Teen Alice just as I have pictured her in my head. You’ve captured her wit very well. Can’t wait to read more and see where this all will lead. It’s always interesting to read about younger versions of all the girls. Please post soon!
this is adorable
Wow! This is certainly a very promising start, and I’m hoping that you’ll post again soon:) Oh an btw, loved the definition of “senioritis”, it brought back up some memories. Lol, anyways I’m definately hooked, so please keep going!
The ‘quarterback pitched the ball for a basket to win the match’?? You just created some sort of weird new sport using the vocabulary from, like, four different sports.” -ROFLMAO this was realy funny hope you post more soon. =)
I laughed my ass off through this entire chapter! This is exactly how I picture them being in HS! I really hope that you post again soon, because I can’t wait to see what happens at tennis practice! And hello! Teenage Dana!? This will be good!
I breathed a sigh of relief when I realized that Alice threw the ball that hit her at a wall. At first I thought she was so bad that she hit herself in the head, just trying to throw the ball regularly. I wonder if it will be love/hate at first sight or if you’ll go in another direction. Whatever you do, danish is meant to be! :-)
haha it’s really good, you’re doing a great job.
I admit, when I read the first few lines, I was a bit skeptical. Usually L Word high school fanfics aren’t very interesting to me. But, this is Alice and Dana we’re talking about, and being the big Danish fan that I am, I decided to read on anyways. And…I love it! Exactly how I would see Bette and Alice in high school. Well written. Funny too! I laughed at the whole “softball” incident. I hope you update this soon, you are off to a great start.-evancubus
awesome job Bru, it was cool to read where Alice and Bettes friendship really starterd and what not threw the years and the whole softball thing was just halrious They should be called watchthefuckoutballs or something.” i agree! lol Keep it up cant wait to read the next chap :)
This is good and Alice is so fucking funny and crazy but gotta love her!