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    A Lifetime – c 5


     

     

     

     

    A LIFETIME

    chapter 5

    the gang

     

     

    “Pass the tostados,” asked Shane as the gang was sharing a lunch at Sergio’s.  When Alice had decided that the gang wanted to have lunch, Tina had suggested this restaurant.

     

    “Coconuts and pineapples are fine,” said Tina, referring to their honeymoon dining in Hawaii, “but I got pretty hungry for Mexican food.”

     

    “Thought you liked coconuts,” Bette said casually as she bit into a taco.

     

    Tina flushed furiously, knowing that Bette was referring to their evening at Bouncing Coconuts, a topless lesbian hula bar in Honolulu.

     

    In Alice‘s head a light bulb switched on.

     

    “Tell us about the Bouncing Coconuts,” Alice said enthusiastically.

     

    “Why don’t you scream that again, Al?  There were probably some people in this room who didn’t hear you,” said Bette, annoyed.

     

    “Oh, come on guys, tell us about it.”  Tina and Bette saw ten interested eyes looking at them:  Alice, Dana, Shane, and Val and Sue, Tina’s friends. The only one still eating was Kit, but she was grinning.

     

    “Did you see lots of naked women?” asked Dana with eyes wide.  “And were they reallywell, you know.”  She held her hands in front of her chest to suggest a woman with very impressive breasts.

     

    “Well, they weren’t nearly as pretty as Tina,” Bette said defensively.

     

    “And,” said Alice, having been handed a great straight line, “we all know exactly how endowed Tina is.”  Almost everyone at the table now blushed thinking about seeing Tina in her sheer nightie at the honeymoon cabin.

     

    Tina and Bette had picked out Hawaiian gifts for everyone and distributed them after their meal.  Tina gave each of the gifts one at a time so that all would have a chance to enjoy each one.

     

    .For Dana – a hula lamp where the girl actually undulated.  She wasn’t topless, though, and Dana tried unsuccessfully to hide her disappointment.

     

    “They didn’t have a topless one, Dane,” Tina said apologetically.  “Maybe Bette can find some artist to paint her topless.”  Dana smiled hopefully.

     

    .For Kit – A ukulele with a hula girl painted on it.  The strings had to be stroked over the dancer in a place that all the women, except Kit, had fantasies about.

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    1. Woah just did some catching up..how did i miss the last chapter…must be all those NC17s..lol on this site!!!Sigh! But i sooo enjoyed catching up now!!! yeah it is kinda sad when the honeymoon is over and you have to go back to “Normal” life…but im sure youve got plenty planned for these 2. i loved the presents so well thought out poor Dana you can just see her innocence… lovin this as always thanks

    2. “And Al,” Tina said sliding her arm around Bette’s waist, “we had so much sex in Hawaii that I didn’t even have time to put my socks on.” Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! As I was reading the last page a thought came to me. It’s been in my mind nearly everytime I read one of these chapters, but this time it was practically screaming at me. I know Bette evolved greatly since the first chapter of “What is Love?” but when I realized how much she wanted children with Tina, it hit me just how big that evolution really was. If her everyday actions and flow of speech weren’t still the same, I’d swear this was a completely different person.

    3. Funny’s good. Sweet’s good. Sexy’s very good. Put them all together, they’re exponentially better. And when you need a lawyer, a sharp one’s the best. Damn, Bette and Tina must live in heaven. Wait, if that were true, there’d be no need for lawyers. Wouldn’t a coconut bra chafe?

    4. The honeymoon doesnt have to be over, Just not together 24/7 its like 12/7 And always need to talk and love one another. Alice is alice Could almost see Dana with her hands out talking about the coconuts/ thanks

    5. life is great even after the honeymoon, B&T can keep it up easily, just don’t work too much…thanks for keeping them so close and so in love…love the gang scenes ;)

    6. I always love your stories! They are so romantic funny, loving and sexy. It certaintly something to look forward to after heartache! Please continue to write more!

    7. Thank you. Now I can sleep tonight. This S3 S_ _ _ _ is keeping me up at night. Seriously! Your B&T are so sweet together, so matter-of-fact and so amusing. I love your B&T. SHO’s?…not so much.

    8. Pancha..you never disappoint. Your stories are always filled with humour, insight, romance, love, and they’re sexy. So sad how Tina is taking the end of the honeymoon as a loss…it’s only just begun. It takes hard work to make a relationship work, but that can be fun too. Love all of the gang’s gifts..that was fun. Pancha..as always it is a pleasure. Thank you for the update and please do continue.

    9. Pancha, hi-5 for another fucking fantastic chapter! You know, I used to work for a certain entertainment company (think roaring lion) that had a major stake in the L Word. After Sunday’s episode S3 Tina made me happy I’m not there anymore. Hollaback with another amazing chapter soon…pressure much?!

    10. Pancha,That was beautiful, I loved the gentle teasing involving the gang; on both sides as Bette and Tina settle back into their life together. Then to have them come together is a moment of magical tenderness was perfect. The love and care that you imbue these characters with is one of the things so sorely lacking from the season. So it‘s watching out for more for this magnificent drama to escape from the TV reality. Thank you for showing us all how it should be. Your Loyal Fan.

    11. Fantastic Pancha. I just caught up on your story. love this line – we had so much sex in Hawaii that I didn’t even have time to put my socks on. Too Funny looking forward to the next chapter.

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